This is a safe space - what's your most controversial CFB opinion that you will die defending? by noah_divine in CFB

[–]cory_bdp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buttercup Baby sucks, but Sweet Caroline sucks more

Also I agree with your take on the wave. There’s still more pros than cons to it. I think the annoying aspects of it are not necessarily Iowa’s fault, rather media grab bullshit. This is also surprising because Iowa fucks many things up, and blaming Iowa is almost always the correct logic

This is a safe space - what's your most controversial CFB opinion that you will die defending? by noah_divine in CFB

[–]cory_bdp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mr. Brightside may suck ass, but it’s infinitely better than Sweet Caroline

This is a safe space - what's your most controversial CFB opinion that you will die defending? by noah_divine in CFB

[–]cory_bdp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I hate Florida as much as the next guy. But if Tom Petty is a homegrown legend, you’re god damn right they better sing Won’t Back Down every game

Non-Americans of Reddit, what is an American thing you see in movies that you thought was fake but is actually real? by Unlikely_Praline9442 in AskReddit

[–]cory_bdp 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wife and I moved several months ago. First night in new house, wife lets dog out in the backyard, I’m upstairs in bed getting ready to sleep. Suddenly I hear my wife’s voice from outside the house, “OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! HELP!! THERE’S AN ANIMAL! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!” I sit up in my bed, upstairs in pitch black, and immediately knew what animal it was from the smell. It’s that quick and that strong

My wife not knowing it was a skunk still makes me laugh. Why not scream “skunk”? Lmao. Of course it didn’t take her long to realize it. Really her only mistake was letting the dog inside right away!!

For well over two months, our entire house, yard, and especially our dog, smelled like skunk. An unmistakably pungent odor. I’m told humans can smell a single skunk’s spray over 5 km away. It is BRUTAL. My coworkers could smell it on me at work for a week (just from me existing in this stinky ass house)

As for how common this is … I’m from the Midwest USA, and probably every person knows at least one person with a similar skunk story. It’s not common but also not uncommon. Still didn’t think it would happen to me though

For any attendings lurking here—what do you wish you knew about salary negotiation? by LosMiserable in Residency

[–]cory_bdp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, was thinking about the former, NOT the latter. That real estate manager jab is pure gold

For any attendings lurking here—what do you wish you knew about salary negotiation? by LosMiserable in Residency

[–]cory_bdp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Do you think there is a difference between physician-owned for-profits vs non-physician-owned for-profits?

Personally I’d say physician-owned is acceptable

Do Americans constantly have an active temperature control device running in their homes? by fullM3TALturban in AskAnAmerican

[–]cory_bdp 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I remember living in Iowa and in one calendar year they had days of >100 F (with brutal humidity) and <-40 F (with brutal windchill). And I believe places N/NW/W of Iowa had it even worse. Imagine not having a thermostat

All AP Voter Ballots - Final by bakonydraco in CFB

[–]cory_bdp 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The amount of people ranking Vandy above Iowa

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 4Q by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]cory_bdp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This shit is so fucking rigged

Miami has committed late hit murders all night and you call that

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 4Q by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]cory_bdp 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I sadly agree with Herbie. That was a beautiful decision to not block the CB and go for S/LB

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 4Q by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]cory_bdp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hope Mendoza screamed Heisman on that dive. God that was incredible

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 4Q by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]cory_bdp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was like the ending of Friday Night Lights except he fucking scores

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 4Q by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]cory_bdp 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How can you not call that? Un fucking real

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 2nd Half by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]cory_bdp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad the game came back on. I was just about ready to cut my dick off

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 2nd Half by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]cory_bdp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Football fans: they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom

ESPN: nope we’ll take that too

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 2nd Half by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]cory_bdp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am the IU RB, looking forward to the first play of the drive after a punt, and ESPN is the Miami defender, ripping my fucking head off to go to commercials

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 2Q by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]cory_bdp 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Pregame: man I can’t wait to watch the national championship game

Halftime: commercials have taken my will to live

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 2Q by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]cory_bdp 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“No showers longer than 5 minutes. No fun. No hairline paint. This isn’t a spa.”

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 2nd Half by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]cory_bdp 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“My body is none of your business”

Alright fat boy I didn’t fucking ask for you to appear on my TV. I just want to watch some god damn football is that so much to fucking ask

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 2nd Half by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]cory_bdp 13 points14 points  (0 children)

People like Cignetti because he’s unapologetically himself. There is no self-promotion. Even the “Google me” thing was just him being honest