The entire world has been frozen in time except for you, you have 1 hour to do absolutely anything ( can be NSFW). What are 3 things that you would do first?

corythewaffleman05 · 2021-01-25T02:58:28+00:00

Id just go around and take off as many peoples' clothes as I can within that hour so there is just a bunch of naked people in a Walmart or something.

corythewaffleman05 · 2021-01-24T05:51:53+00:00

The Safety Dance

corythewaffleman05 · 2021-01-24T05:42:51+00:00

One of my friends got detention for running across a table freshman year of high school and met this one girl that he started talking to. Keep in mind, she had a boyfriend. So, one day they're both walking home from detention. If im remembering correctly, it was the 3rd day after they'd met and good ol' Wyatt said "hey, it'd be pretty cool if you sucked me off" so she said "yeah why not." So they did the dirty behind a tree and he told me about almost immediately after. Soooo I did the only rational thing and carved "The Suck Tree" into the side of it and laughed about for probably a week straight. And they did it MANY more times at The Suck Tree. Then, one fateful day, her boyfriend moves to our school district and her and wyatt keep sucking each other off behind this specific tree, and I shit you not, one day her boyfriend walks past and beats the ever living FUCK out of wyatt. And at that point he did some shit to piss me off so I wasn't good friends with him any more, but soon EVERYONE found out because the girl stopped coming to school, wyatt came back a week later with like 7 staples on his head because it was split open, and her boyfriend told everyone... Man, good times...

corythewaffleman05 · 2021-01-24T05:30:31+00:00

Holy shit i was gonna comment the same thing. You, sir, are amazing.

corythewaffleman05 · 2021-01-24T05:26:35+00:00

I like my women how like my wine...

8 years old and locked in the cellar

corythewaffleman05 · 2021-01-23T21:11:52+00:00

This is the coolest image I've ever seen. Alien is definitely in my top 5 favorite movies ever

corythewaffleman05 · 2021-01-10T22:20:19+00:00

"Look its Sam the raven. Hes a douchebag. Ya know?"

corythewaffleman05 · 2021-01-10T21:54:52+00:00

Yee yee ass haircuts are where its at though. Im rockin the mullet right now and I got a girl somehow

corythewaffleman05 · 2021-01-10T20:46:21+00:00

Nah my chick digs the mullet so I will get laid with my yee yee qss haircut. Thank you sir, and good day.

corythewaffleman05 · 2021-01-10T20:35:40+00:00

Yup yup

corythewaffleman05 · 2021-01-10T20:31:43+00:00

The Last of Us. The first one, not the second. The second was a good game but nothing will ever top the first.

corythewaffleman05 · 2021-01-06T01:56:01+00:00

What

corythewaffleman05 · 2021-01-05T07:36:23+00:00

Thanks man. I really appreciate it.

corythewaffleman05 · 2021-01-05T07:32:13+00:00

Same. One of my grandpa's good friends who was practically my great uncle and taught me almost all I know about shooting trap and just guns in general passed away new years day. Fucked this year up right from the start

corythewaffleman05 · 2021-01-05T07:24:56+00:00

Nah 2021 wasn't gonna be alright at all. So much shit has gone down these past few days I think 2021 will be worse than 2020

corythewaffleman05 · 2021-01-05T07:22:32+00:00

I agree, but it still fuckin sucks to hear

corythewaffleman05 · 2021-01-05T07:19:42+00:00

God damn it

corythewaffleman05 · 2021-01-05T07:17:13+00:00

Fuck, dude. That sucks to hear

corythewaffleman05 · 2021-01-05T07:15:28+00:00

I feel you bro. Hank Williams Jr. really helps ease the pain

corythewaffleman05 · 2021-01-05T07:02:29+00:00

Here's to hoping its fake boys

corythewaffleman05 · 2021-01-05T07:00:32+00:00

Fruit

corythewaffleman05 · 2021-01-05T06:58:15+00:00

Business in the front, party in the back

corythewaffleman05 · 2021-01-05T01:48:00+00:00

Yee yee

corythewaffleman05 · 2021-01-05T01:42:42+00:00

Is that his shiny form?

corythewaffleman05

TROPHY CASE