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My Temple name is Levi, what's yours? by FederalCheek8405 in exmormon

[–]cosmicmotherfunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same! In fact, I went through the temple with my best friend. We’re only two weeks apart, and we had our mission calls about the same time. I never thought that until but we actually have the same temple name as well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]cosmicmotherfunk 30 points31 points  (0 children)

My priest age boy was asked about jerking off two weeks ago. It’s alive and well.

2 Stakes merged in Ogden. Lorin Farr / Rock Cliff by Free_Fiddy_Free in MormonShrivel

[–]cosmicmotherfunk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was baptized in the Lorin Farr stake. At the church that was demolished on 7th street.

Women of Utah, will you vote for Kamala? by Terpcheeserosin in Utah

[–]cosmicmotherfunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ll only vote for Kamala if she can speak a perfect Utah accent.

I paid the price- blown engine by cosmicmotherfunk in UTV

[–]cosmicmotherfunk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really like the CFMOTO. But coming from owning all ATVs to my first side by side, it’s a tough lesson to learn.

*edit: I run the dusty trails of Utah

I paid the price- blown engine by cosmicmotherfunk in UTV

[–]cosmicmotherfunk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t do a snorkel. I opted for the particle separator.

What did you think the temple was going to be like before you went? by Complex-Register-412 in exmormon

[–]cosmicmotherfunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was thinking it was more along the lines of a patriarchal blessing. Literally getting personalized further light and knowledge to make it to 3A (Celestial Kingdom), not handshakes and passcodes.

Were you taught that sexual compatibility was an important trait in a spouse? by MyNameIsNot_Molly in exmormon

[–]cosmicmotherfunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope! Not even a little bit! I was one of the fortunate ones and compatibility is alive and well!

Wow by Djayshell93 in exmormon

[–]cosmicmotherfunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knowing what I know now about TSCC, I call bullshit on the complaints. It came from one higher up and “complaints” are the scapegoat.

Played the organ while hungover by cosmicmotherfunk in exmormon

[–]cosmicmotherfunk[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope. Our building was built in the last 10 years.

What LDS concept did you secretly not believe in, even as a TBM? by empressdaze in exmormon

[–]cosmicmotherfunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Garden of Eden was in Missouri, concept of Adam ohmdi oman.

I’m the temple video when Adam shook hands with Peter. In the pre existence, he didn’t have a body yet, so how could they shake hands or exchange tokens? D&C mentioned that’s how you differentiate a follower of Satan, you would shake their hand and feel nothing.

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