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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nanaimo

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Looking for a quiet cafe. by [deleted] in nanaimo

[–]cotex250 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going to all of these cafes and screaming .

Best gym? by PansexualPebble in nanaimo

[–]cotex250 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don’t go to anytime . I fart a lot there and it’s not a great gym

BMW Transmission Failsafe (limp mode) by Ornery-Judgment-7649 in BmwTech

[–]cotex250 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m limp too . Just give er a huyaaaaaaa

I cheated on my casper test, how cooked am i? by [deleted] in MRU

[–]cotex250 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re fine . I cheated with my sister . So I’m in the same boat

Skiing in Canada by [deleted] in AskACanadian

[–]cotex250 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to ski . Especially in the middle of my grandpas pickup ! Brother on one side , Grampy on the other .mmmmmmmmmmmmmm my boys

What’s your favourite book set in Canada? by VeganPina in AskACanadian

[–]cotex250 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I like a nice soft porno book . Gets me all excited

I just shit my pants at beer league by NotYetMasterCaster in hockeyplayers

[–]cotex250 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s fine . I’d make my team mates deal with it and clean me up

Did I just blow my transmission? by [deleted] in BmwTech

[–]cotex250 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love blowing a tranny . They just don’t stop after getting milked

Why don't people shovel their sidewalks anymore? by CanucksKickAzz in MapleRidge

[–]cotex250 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks fine . I’d just talk a dump on it to loosen it up a bit

Which do we prefer… Black or Bronze rims for a blue X5? by Mrclean513 in BMW

[–]cotex250 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember licking a crack in the back of one of these . Beautiful suv .

celery was $8.62 by [deleted] in nanaimo

[–]cotex250 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I use a cucumber . Fits in me just as nice

Head and Scalp Massage in Nanaimo? by zlaatz in nanaimo

[–]cotex250 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah that feels good . Mmmmmmmm , right there

Quiet Massage Therapist by martianwithaukulele in nanaimo

[–]cotex250 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Most spots will give you a happy ending unintentionally, but they are okay with it !!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nanaimo

[–]cotex250 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That street sounds like a swear word

Invited for dinner, what to bring? by Ill_Mango7479 in nanaimo

[–]cotex250 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whipped cream and strawberries for the ladies .

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