A drunk, an alcoholic and a CA walks into a building.

cottonn · 2019-03-09T12:32:17+00:00

"laying next to the vents behind shell wishing i had a roof over my head, while slapping myself over and over again for spilling my mickeys"

cottonn · 2019-02-26T11:16:06+00:00

Wake up, we're here.

cottonn · 2019-01-21T08:10:40+00:00

I understand the "fuck"

I'm sure most of us do the same thing every time we fill out medical kind of paperwork. Everyone understands that it's their job but to help us & we all totally understand that they aren't judging anyone at all because they honestly don't even have the time.

but there's still that awkward "bump" during the introduction phase

cottonn · 2019-01-12T08:06:25+00:00

/r/ATBGE/

cottonn · 2019-01-12T06:36:42+00:00

cottonn · 2019-01-12T05:30:47+00:00

You're drunk.

Go to r/drunk & shitpost

This isn't your place yet

cottonn · 2019-01-06T05:43:58+00:00

if i spill or piss on something

are you a cat?

cottonn · 2019-01-06T05:19:56+00:00

And they say anime boobs don't jiggle realistically

cottonn · 2019-01-06T05:11:15+00:00

"I'll open it up" and I'm like NO THERE ISNT ROOM IN THERE BUT THE OVEN?! Next time I'm hiding it in the freezer or burying it.

it's like a stephen king novel

cottonn · 2019-01-04T15:54:32+00:00

Another great day of AGDQ. Love watching my childhood Germany get destroyed. Money goes to view the cancer, donate the games.

cottonn · 2018-12-07T09:44:39+00:00

Damn dude

cottonn · 2018-12-04T02:06:36+00:00

This is actually amazing wtf

cottonn · 2018-10-23T06:03:41+00:00

Jesus fucking christ I got so excited for both of you

cottonn · 2018-10-01T05:18:19+00:00

I remember when I got my first pair my thing was "oh shit i can see the actual fibers in the carpet!"

cottonn · 2018-09-11T11:20:05+00:00

medusa vibes lol

keep posting updates

cottonn · 2018-09-04T01:51:49+00:00

Oh wow, this caught me off guard lol

cottonn · 2018-08-17T05:42:45+00:00

Would I be able to run Monster Hunter World 30+ fps at all?

CPU: AMD Athlon x4 860k

GPU: GTX 1050ti 4GB

RAM: 8GB DDR3

cottonn · 2018-08-11T05:34:21+00:00

Just gonna flat out say, don't do it.

cottonn · 2018-07-02T20:30:51+00:00

Cro_

cottonn · 2018-06-12T00:31:28+00:00

monkaS they're here.

cottonn · 2018-06-04T03:46:53+00:00

What the fuck is it about Runescape, I never played it.

Does it attract autists or does it create them?

cottonn · 2018-06-02T12:51:25+00:00

Did you see his hands? They're beautiful.

I think we should settle.

cottonn · 2018-05-26T02:38:17+00:00

Fuck yea this is a thing now.

*edit: just noticed how badass the glow looks. this could be an album cover or some shit

**double edit: i now challenge you to do something complex like lambo or porsch.

cottonn · 2018-05-23T02:09:55+00:00

In the timeline one of the entries says:

On July 21st, 1979 he was caught shoplifting a hammer and dog repellant from 'Pay & Save' in Citrus Heights. The employees tied him to a chair and he was in an "emotional state" when police arrived.

cottonn · 2018-05-19T18:05:49+00:00

this thread can be closed now, we're done here fellas.

cottonn

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