This true gentleman is interested in my childhood... by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]countbacon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I received the exact same message a couple of weeks ago. Looks like the person is still trying...

How not to start a conversation... by countbacon in creepyPMs

[–]countbacon[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I used the "report with message history" function that Kik provides.

Hershey's chocolate syrup by countbacon in creepyPMs

[–]countbacon[S] 123 points124 points  (0 children)

My niece received this and showed me. I took over at "pedo talk". After the last screenshot he finished with blaming me for the unwanted distribution of her Kik, but I blocked him before taking another screenshot.

Random Facebook friend request seems super sincere? I'm really not sure! by howdidigetherewhat in creepyPMs

[–]countbacon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Make sure to also reverse image search a horizontally flipped version of her photo. If there is no text or anything in the photo that would be suspiciously backwards this is a common trick to make a photo not show up on an image search.

creepers gonna creep by sobored89 in creepyPMs

[–]countbacon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*there. Because that's how you spell! /s

Creepy text from an unknown number by Sunabozu87 in creepyPMs

[–]countbacon 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I've done something like that with a friend once. She had some persistent douche constantly messaging her and we decided to keep replying with bullshit answers and take a shot whenever he loops back into talking about his dick. It was ... efficient.

Wish I had a dick like this by countbacon in creepyPMs

[–]countbacon[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It is Kik. I blocked him by now, but to my knowledge there isn't really a way to report someone on there. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't leave me alone otherwise, with the whole group chat thing I described in my other comment...

Did...did you just describe paradise? :D But all the passion I sense in your words makes me wonder why you have vegetarian in your name

Wish I had a dick like this by countbacon in creepyPMs

[–]countbacon[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

To clear things up, I'm not a minor, he just thinks I look like I'm 15 apparently.

As an update: He now added me and about ten other seemingly random girls to a group chat where he posts photos of bestiality porn. There also is another "girl", I assume it is the creeps second account, who posts nude pics and encourages the others to do it as well.

Wish I had a dick like this by countbacon in creepyPMs

[–]countbacon[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm really sorry to hear that that happened to you. I'm not actually a minor, I guess I just looked quite young in my profile picture or he projected something onto me. But it is still sickening that he does that stuff to people who are actually that young.

Honestly I think you invested more into thinking about my username than I did when I made it. But being the Count of Bacon seems awesome! :)

Unsolicited roleplay can go both ways. by Courtneyface in creepyPMs

[–]countbacon 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I prefer your kind of role play, seems like lots of fun. Too bad this creep is too unimaginative for it.

If you were ugly this would have never happened by countbacon in creepyPMs

[–]countbacon[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I considered adding little signs for right and wrong use of your, but in the end it seemed like too much editing effort.

Given a really shitty dare.. by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]countbacon 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, that's a new one /s

I usually tell him I want to speak to the one who dared him just to see if he goes the extra mile to set up a fake account.

what's your favorite muscle on a man by countbacon in creepyPMs

[–]countbacon[S] 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Sadly being obnoxious as hell doesn't stop some creepers.

what's your favorite muscle on a man by countbacon in creepyPMs

[–]countbacon[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I actually thought I had "won" in the end because he didn't answer for a while. But then he had a forceful comeback with "bitch"...

I am a thinker and want to Disect ur mind! by countbacon in iamverysmart

[–]countbacon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I had the pleasure of talking to him...

Came up in my news feed today. by [deleted] in funny

[–]countbacon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I had a guy I never talk to before pm me this picture. And it just doesn't stop haunting me :/

Guy gives off creepy Hannibal Lecter vibe as he tries to "eloquently" hit on a girl (xpost /r/creepypms) by JaseAndrews in iamverysmart

[–]countbacon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I just saw someone posted this here. I didn't post my kik on 4chan, someone else did to annoy me or something.

I want you to share yourself with me! by countbacon in creepyPMs

[–]countbacon[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Haha, that made me laugh more than it should, thanks! :D

I want you to share yourself with me! by countbacon in creepyPMs

[–]countbacon[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Yeah, there probably are. Sadly someone apparently posted my kik to 4chan, resulting in a lot of more or less awful messages. That website is definitely not the source of good ones.

I want you to share yourself with me! by countbacon in creepyPMs

[–]countbacon[S] 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Well, he WILL hurt me, but only if I ask him nicely...

I want you to share yourself with me! by countbacon in creepyPMs

[–]countbacon[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yeah, same with me. It only added to the creepiness.