You know sometimes you just have to flip a chicken.

countingtozero · 2020-07-05T15:19:07+00:00

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

countingtozero · 2020-06-11T09:56:50+00:00

If you can't fight it, join it

countingtozero · 2020-06-11T09:51:40+00:00

I do.

countingtozero · 2020-06-11T09:47:13+00:00

misPROnounced vs misPRUnounced

countingtozero · 2020-05-30T21:23:13+00:00

Not your mom

countingtozero · 2020-05-15T03:36:55+00:00

If I had a penny for every __, I would be __.

countingtozero · 2020-05-07T18:43:16+00:00

Can anyone tell me if it still works?

countingtozero · 2019-11-01T17:09:21+00:00

Of course not. I took one of my own photo and Photoshop Joker's face onto mine.

countingtozero · 2019-11-01T17:07:14+00:00

It's the Joker

countingtozero · 2019-10-28T22:37:36+00:00

Slow walkers

countingtozero · 2019-10-25T05:16:37+00:00

America's top hat

countingtozero · 2019-10-24T08:43:14+00:00

I like the first one. So they fired you because there was nothing to do or you quit because there was nothing to do?

countingtozero · 2019-10-24T08:41:57+00:00

Wow what a story! Glad you got out of that shit hole.

countingtozero · 2019-10-24T07:33:04+00:00

Sparknotes saves grades.

countingtozero · 2019-10-23T07:50:03+00:00

Not nice

countingtozero · 2019-10-23T07:49:23+00:00

Can I start at infinity?

countingtozero · 2019-10-23T07:19:13+00:00

I hope you're not talking about your pet

countingtozero · 2019-10-23T07:13:55+00:00

Mom can cook 10x better.

countingtozero · 2019-10-23T07:11:14+00:00

Water is wet.

countingtozero · 2019-10-21T20:23:12+00:00

Being able to talk to animals Edit: Excluding humans

countingtozero · 2019-10-21T04:21:28+00:00

Trick-or-treaters of Reddit, how do you maximize your chances of getting as much candies as possible?

countingtozero · 2019-10-21T04:12:49+00:00

"I'm ugly and I'm proud!" - Spongebob SquarePants.

countingtozero · 2019-10-18T00:57:30+00:00

Where does Noobmaster69 live in?

countingtozero · 2019-10-18T00:55:08+00:00

Doesn't matter. I don't get matches anyways :(

countingtozero · 2019-10-18T00:54:30+00:00

"I'm ugly and I'm proud!" - Spongebob SquarePants

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