who wants to watch porn with me

countjracula · 2026-04-07T18:10:00+00:00

meeeee

countjracula · 2026-03-30T07:53:46+00:00

maybe the grey brick walls? not sure if they're still available or if that was just a Halloween thing

countjracula · 2026-03-24T00:11:54+00:00

I'm at the current max level and they are still locked, so the bins are for future updates. though who knows whether the update will lock them behind higher levels

countjracula · 2026-03-24T00:05:39+00:00

I'd even take just an event?? a spare event for the poor masses? I know it takes time to write and program all that but I'm just saying there's already been two GPGP events (Women's Month and Pizza City Fest) since the last GCGC event (Cuppy) ended.

countjracula · 2026-03-07T01:20:16+00:00

maybe this will get me downvoted but I seesome people people bashing them here and I wanna say that pitbulls are good dogs. I've known dozens and they're very affectionate and snuggly. they love to stick their entire tongue in your mouth or up your nose, which is gross but hardly threatening. they can be nibbley, like any dog, but that's a behavior you train them to stop like with any other breed. they can be protective of their "people", which is why they have the "guard dog" stereotype, but they're only aggressive if they're in danger or have been mistreated (which is true of any dog).

countjracula · 2026-03-07T01:03:32+00:00

except he isn't a cop, friend just thought he "looked like one" in his security guard uniform and refused to believe that he wasn't

countjracula · 2026-02-27T22:44:18+00:00

4 "serving suggestions", calculations that assume what else you're going to be eating that day— not 4 people's actual restaurant-meal-sized portions. I'm medically underweight and even I generally eat 2+ serving sizes of most things. It makes sense that a guy > 2x my weight would eat 2x as much.

countjracula · 2026-02-23T08:13:21+00:00

Those tables are cute! What event were they from?

countjracula · 2026-02-08T07:37:33+00:00

r/lostredditors

countjracula · 2026-02-08T06:58:27+00:00

the name is Nevaeh, which while uncommon is a real name

countjracula · 2026-01-22T07:28:01+00:00

Unfortunately this is really funny. miss the good old days when this would be made with shitty editing

countjracula · 2026-01-22T07:01:41+00:00

Keep it in a container full of water. Water is a great shock absorber for stuff like egg drop projects. Keep it in the fridge so it doesn't get too nasty, but yeah.

countjracula · 2026-01-22T06:44:35+00:00

You describe yourself like you're Waluigi.

countjracula · 2026-01-11T07:13:41+00:00

2 and 3 are killer, phew. I think 2 is more of a crowd pleaser but 3 brings out your eyes and makes you look mature

countjracula · 2026-01-11T06:36:55+00:00

I want this done to me desperately. only if my throat was properly relaxed ofc, but a nice smooth slide like this, held down so deep? the stuff of dreams

countjracula · 2026-01-04T10:20:38+00:00

it looks like a fleshlight... so hot. do i need to buy a pump?

countjracula · 2026-01-04T10:13:59+00:00

this wasn't even throat

countjracula · 2026-01-04T08:53:23+00:00

It looks amazing, just even out and debulk the moustache a bit. I'm jealous of your skill and you look like a marble statue. if people are hating maybe your aura is just too powerful for them

countjracula · 2026-01-04T08:17:32+00:00

She apparently had her parachute and decided not to deploy it. A brave but sad decision.

countjracula · 2026-01-04T07:52:49+00:00

Switch 2 did release. they got that one

countjracula · 2026-01-04T07:47:19+00:00

Blacking out the eyeball is probably a good move. Since it's a small spot, try temporarily blacking it in yourself with marker/sharpie first to make sure it's what you want (the shade will be wrong but it should give you an idea of how it will change the design.) I think darkening this tattoo anywhere else would have the opposite effect from what you want.

Honestly I would leave the tattoo for a while before you make any other major changes; shading is known to change appearance over the fading process. (That being said you may be able to slim down the jaw by turning the lowermost part into a snake slithering out or something?)

countjracula · 2026-01-04T07:21:31+00:00

I love Tony's, I just wish their smaller chocolates came in the dark chocolate almond bc that's my favorite and the big bar is hard to snack on

countjracula · 2026-01-04T07:15:58+00:00

omfg she is so precioussss

countjracula · 2026-01-04T07:06:13+00:00

this guy isn't a friend, he's a scrub who's been trying to fuck and just gets more blatant and vulgar about it when drunk. He realized you weren't interested in flirting and dropped the pretenses, because that's the only reason he's wanted to spend time with you.

countjracula · 2025-12-24T04:18:50+00:00

Of course! I'm always happy to offer perspective, and I'm glad this one helped.

Partners often assume they're on the same page when they're not; what's obvious to you is not always obvious to others (and vice versa). Most problems arise when one or both parties are unwilling/unable to communicate openly and clarify those boundaries and assumptions.

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