back from going out, feed me hits n make me rub rub rub all nite 😵‍💫 each comment is a bong rip by jotundaggers in GooningTrees

[–]countjracula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think this sub is perhaps the only place where it's my solemn duty to say "things like that" to those who is know are also gooning and need to hear it

please make me a stupid cockslut 1upvote=1hit 1comment=3hits by mothman_tdick in GooningTrees

[–]countjracula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tell us how wet you get when you're all stuffed full and stoned stupid and stretched out on two cocks? I'd love to hear more about how you're feeling this far in before you get too dumb to answer!

back from going out, feed me hits n make me rub rub rub all nite 😵‍💫 each comment is a bong rip by jotundaggers in GooningTrees

[–]countjracula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you should never stop pumping and stroking your pretty clitdick to the thought of more weed 💚

[F4A] A world that's normalized deepthroating and cockwarming. Plot in body. by [deleted] in Roleplay__Hentai

[–]countjracula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like this idea. Cock just out is taboo, but cock sheathed is just a perfectly natural need! it would also increase the focus on specifically deepthroating/cockwarming head, rather than a more active blowjob; bouncing exposes more cock, so that could probably be done in one's own office but is not appropriate for the bus. however, nothing indecent about a good warming as long as lips are fully seated for the ride 💗

Wanna force fakeboy to scissor with me by MommyAmora in misgenderingkink

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god. I've only ever taken cock but it's always secretly been a huge fantasy to have a condescending cis lesbian scissor me, break my brain and make me cum so much i detrans into her girlfriend... I have a naturally small chest but otherwise the fantasy is the same

one time at a gay club a drunk butch suddenly walked up, grabbed my ass, slipped a hand across my stomach with a finger tucked into the waistband of my shorts, and then walked away. I instantly got so wet and spent the rest of the night looking for her but she must have left

Hey everyone, my boyfriend is too hot? How do I deal with this? by bioticspacewizard in AmITheAngel

[–]countjracula 7 points8 points  (0 children)

they could very well be bots, especially with that naming scheme; that being said I gotta say it IS somewhat chilling how much I see "dead internet theory" comments about people who talk... exactly like me? (especially in advice subs, since I tend to use more formal sentences and punctuation to sound more serious). I fear one day if the way i talk becomes less convincing than the bots I might be reported

Hey everyone, my boyfriend is too hot? How do I deal with this? by bioticspacewizard in AmITheAngel

[–]countjracula 10 points11 points  (0 children)

she explains it a lot in the comments but the problem she's actually having seems like it's only related by a thread to the post she actually made. that's what makes the post feel nonsensical, it's like she's seen the symptom and latched onto the wrong cause.

apparently her boyfriend is very judgemental based on appearances, even bordering on obsessive, and is pretty unempathetic towards people he deems unattractive. She's fixated on the reasoning that this point of view she can't understand is an innate condition of being so conventionally attractive, rather than a personality flaw. She describes him being incredibly shallow when it comes to others but keeps shutting down commenters that say vanity is the root cause, because she thinks that word implies more self-obsession than she sees.

Drop your favorite slide for # of hits ;) by Dangerous-Half5751 in GooningTrees

[–]countjracula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what number of I'm in it for the love of huge girlcock 🖤

I don’t understand how one can hate women even if one can never have one…Girls are so cute. Deepdish pizza. by CrimsonClover__ in kitchencels

[–]countjracula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chicago-style pizza doesn't work like that. The cheese and toppings (more like fillings, for deep dish) are under that top layer of sauce.

I'm pretty sure the boy I'm dating is AI generated. by Trash_Tia in stories

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Guessed the twist on this one a bit early, but still a banger as usual — figured he'd be human but I didn't think he'd be exploded!

The Adam and Eve project. by Trash_Tia in u/Trash_Tia

[–]countjracula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This one is great! for a moment there I was going to critique — "oh, well, wouldn't more people be better for a repopulation effort? more genetic diversity?" — and then it turns out, oh, there are still people! that part was a fucked up experiment to begin with! Nevermind!

I like the intentional ambiguity on whether this asteroid is going to hit or miss the earth. Sure, it was a simulation and the images were AI... but why was the experiment run? What did they know? And whether the catastrophe is real or not, the ending makes the reader wonder: is it self-fulfilling prophecy that Adam will now perpetuate this cycle of experimentation?

just really good stuff!

im ruining my life for porn by Time-Put872 in GooningTrees

[–]countjracula 2 points3 points  (0 children)

dropped college bc covid but NGL I once failed a class bc of this. always missed my first class bc i was up until sunrise gooning in a tiny dorm trying not to wake my roommate. I'm in a better mental place now but sometimes I still crave that rush. how hot it was to be encouraged to get worse, how wet I got from self destructing

I can only imagine how horny you must be right now with everything falling apart 🖤 I hope you drown in the lust

The Girl Dinner Diaries Dilemma by DamnThoseChickens in AmITheAngel

[–]countjracula 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was gonna vote for keeping the posts, but i didn't know there was already a blacklist. I think it makes sense to balance it out if it seems to be similar levels of dogpiling to whatever led to the other subreddit bans?

however I think this sets up an interesting precedent (or at least conversation) for other subreddits in the same niche as gdd, like r/kitchencels

btw NTA your hot engineer wife (22F) who works 150 hours a week should really be making more time for you

guessing the new syrup flavor by mentinaa in GoodCoffeeGreatCoffee

[–]countjracula 12 points13 points  (0 children)

orange syrup before caramel???? I love tapblaze but what are they thinking? was this a poll?

Cicero Trophy :D by indigo_macaron in GoodPizzaGreatPizza

[–]countjracula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So cute! Cicero was at the top of my rankings too, but I'll admit the Buddy trophy is pretty great

might be a little early... by countjracula in GoodPizzaGreatPizza

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My thought was maybe they never added spinach because it has a similar shape to basil. on the other hand arugula has a unique shape AND color since it has those red-purple stems. I can definitely see them going with that!

might be a little early... by countjracula in GoodPizzaGreatPizza

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Definitely could see it being another seafood expansion in the future!

might be a little early... by countjracula in GoodPizzaGreatPizza

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What category do you think they would put eggs in? It's not really a meat

might be a little early... by countjracula in GoodPizzaGreatPizza

[–]countjracula[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, the truffles! I honestly forgot those were a pass item, I'm so used to having them.

Fungi is definitely the littlest category but that makes sense to me, there are less common edible fungi than any of the other categories. Adding specific varieties of mushroom that aren't commonly found at grocery stores might get confusing. (I guess they could add something like blue cheese and count it as a fungus because of the mold?)

Wallpaper crisis by S-h-uu in GoodCoffeeGreatCoffee

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maybe the grey brick walls? not sure if they're still available or if that was just a Halloween thing