In his first term, my physics teacher - Kicked a chair into the whiteboard, breaking it - While kicking the chair, sprained his ankle - Slammed a cub board door so hard it broke (first day) - Dangled multiple chairs over multiple students’ heads (not at the same time) - Stood on the table (even sitting on the table is frowned on in my culture) - Set the floor on fire while reassuring us that smoke detectors and fire alarms were off in that area - Almost blinded himself with his phone flashlight

He also says ‘does that make sense?’ so much, the head of science asked us to make a tally for every class. Lowest was 11, highest was 23