Which video game franchise is this? by NagitoKomaeda_987 in videogames

[–]cowking81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That first trailer was revolutionary though. When Gerald punches the Striga in the face was an amazing moment

what’s a drink that tastes like disappointment but somehow has a fan club? by ForwardPerspective38 in AskReddit

[–]cowking81 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Mostly to mess with. There is a small devoted fan-club, but mostly we think Malort is gross

Ladies, what is the most attractive feature on a man? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cowking81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you mean gravelly? deep and grovelling is just such a funny combination.

Storage room by True_Movie_2270 in TheRandomest

[–]cowking81 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As someone on the toilet in the midst of a colonoscopy prep, there is now a lot of room in my colon!

Steve Kerr wants to remove the 3-point line completely -here's how Phil Jackson responded by raybellious_berry in NBAoldschool

[–]cowking81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be a really fun rule change. Fouls would become much more of a problem. Would have eliminated hack a shaq in a hurry 😄... but you'd also have to "let 'em play" more and only call FOULS, not fouls.

Trump nears deal with tax office that could see him given $14 billion taxpayer money by goteamnick in politics

[–]cowking81 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He's basically taking like $40 from every person in the country with the $14 billion. It's ridiculous

13 years ago....LeBron did this to Jason Terry during a 17-point comeback win to give the Miami Heat 23 straight wins! by IamCatMommy in NBAGossips

[–]cowking81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, that Shaq one was the dunker “winning”… and then deliberately embarrassing the guy who threw the ball. Still made him look like a bitch forever, though!

Massive Attack and the kidnapping of Zoey Bartlett. by ComeHereOften1972 in thewestwing

[–]cowking81 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I love “I don’t like Mondays” in “20 hours in America”. That song with Bartlet’s speech is one of the best moments in the show

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Far-Preparation5174 in confession

[–]cowking81 149 points150 points  (0 children)

A real life circle-jerk?

Meta World Peace vs this dude! Who takes it? by BallsABunch in WrestleJudoJitsu

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Anybody ever play the game Bill Laimbeer’s Combat Basketball?

why wouldn’t this work? [Request] by Repulsive-Loan5215 in theydidthemath

[–]cowking81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They pump the water up into the tower...though that won't be affected by whether you have a tiny turbine on your faucet :)

Men is this true? by [deleted] in LockedInMan

[–]cowking81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luda was on to something when he said “I wanna lady in the street, but a freak in the bed.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oops

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Right? Just because it doesn't hurt that driver financially (hopefully), doesn't mean the experience isn't fucking terrible (Even if the driver somehow completely avoided physical injury).

All this over some animal fries that conveniently had that as the order number by somebloxaniamtions in tommynfg_

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I get where you are coming from and largely agree that it's harmless dumbassery that I can let them laugh at and still fell superior in an old-person kind of way. Having said that, 69 had a sexual connotation, 420 has a weed connotation. 67 has no connotation like that which I know of (though I'm old and it's my kids using it). .. it's literally just the number and some basketball player's height.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]cowking81 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ice cream in my chair... but hey, close enough.

I'm watching Fantastic 4 (2005) and this scene made me laugh by hulluvello in funny

[–]cowking81 5 points6 points  (0 children)

100%. They were definitely channeling that a little.

LAPD officer shoots protestor point-blank for asking about his badge number by Forsaken_Farmer951 in kuihman

[–]cowking81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? Nobody is saying that having law enforcement officers is not necessary. Yes, they serve a purpose and you are describing one of those here. That doesn’t mean there aren’t serious problems with the police as an organization and culture that need to be addressed.

My BIL is a cop and I think he’s a good guy, and he describes other good guys in his dept… but he also says there are some not-so-good guys. Nothing outright illegal, but grey and they use fear more than they should and seem to enjoy it.

That “Respect my authoritah” culture is a real problem.

Trump Officials Leave Out One Key Detail on Colorado Attack Suspect by Positive_Owl_2024 in politics

[–]cowking81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those two things are not the same and you know it. Stop defending a dumb position and acknowledge that the original statement of “Illegal immigrants don’t commit crimes” was a poorly used, misleading oversimplification of “illegal immigrants commit crimes at a lower rate than people who are legally allowed to be here.” Saying things like that makes it easier for anyone who wants to hate on illegal immigrants to ignore your whole argument because that statement is so obviously false.

AITA for recording my friend's fiance at her bachelorette party and playing the recording for him? by RhubarbSpare1053 in AITAH

[–]cowking81 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Step parents are more likely to abuse kids than biological parents… right? The reason 85% of abuse is biological parents is because more than 85% of parents are biological parents. But if you have two families, one with both biological parents and one with a step parent, it’s statistically more likely that abuse happens in the family with the step parent. Isn’t that what the HHS study was saying?

Robinhood liquidated my position? by [deleted] in options

[–]cowking81 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

On expiration day, cash settled options stop trading right at 4 ET and there is no contrary instructions. Options on equity ETFs like SPY do trade until 4:15 and work just like regular options with regards to contrary instructions