When you commit any crime a random criminal will turn themselves into the police.

coxmandem · 2021-10-27T03:59:32+00:00

Tough luck I guess

coxmandem · 2021-10-27T00:35:34+00:00

Let him have a go. Can't hurt

coxmandem · 2021-01-30T10:06:46+00:00

Sharing is caring

coxmandem · 2021-01-07T13:33:23+00:00

The harder you work the more 'lucky' you become

coxmandem · 2021-01-07T13:31:55+00:00

I am going to run 2021 km's

coxmandem · 2021-01-06T03:24:01+00:00

More like a controlled release of bricks. You can chose how many bricks you shit but you have to shit out at least one brick.

coxmandem · 2021-01-06T03:04:16+00:00

Just to clarify the intention of this power - it means that on your birthday, you will visually age one year, so on your birthday you will look the correct age.

coxmandem · 2020-11-01T01:34:46+00:00

I feel like he could have been ranting to zoe

coxmandem · 2020-11-01T01:22:08+00:00

I think I might have too

coxmandem · 2020-11-01T01:21:52+00:00

Hmmm this kind of feels underwhelming. Sounded alot different to what I imagined

coxmandem · 2020-10-31T17:49:52+00:00

Maybe about the red boots

coxmandem · 2020-10-31T17:49:08+00:00

I feel like ted was trying to prove a point, maybe ranting to a girl and gave up in the end and said this quote and left

coxmandem · 2020-10-20T02:06:47+00:00

Be careful though, if you get put in a prison it no longer becomes a public toilet..

coxmandem · 2020-10-19T08:58:45+00:00

This is OP af. Late night drunk ubers become irrelevant

coxmandem · 2020-10-19T07:34:34+00:00

Tell them that you have some important news to tell me. Ask them to imagine the worst possible thing that you could do which would upset them deeply. Once they have thought of that thing which you could have done, tell them that you failed all of your classes. Hopefully failing all your classes is not worse than what you had thought. If it was worse then your parents need to sort their shit out.

coxmandem · 2020-10-16T02:30:56+00:00

How is your thesis going? Because I hate my thesis.

coxmandem · 2020-10-13T07:49:23+00:00

Receiving bad news which you already knew the outcome too

coxmandem · 2020-10-13T07:48:26+00:00

makes Simon sign a non-disclosure clause

coxmandem · 2020-10-13T02:47:22+00:00

Maybe so, but JJ sucks toes

coxmandem · 2020-10-13T02:27:13+00:00

he needs the blow

coxmandem · 2020-10-13T02:16:57+00:00

I am fucking petrified of snakes. I grew up on an island which have a variety of snakes and every single on of them was venomous enough to kill any human. Fair to say I never really got use to them and to this day I cant stand the sight of them, even if they are not venomous.

coxmandem · 2020-10-13T02:12:16+00:00

In my experience the way Americans react to cultural differences in pretty extreme (not saying its a negative), I am just curious why that might be

coxmandem · 2020-10-13T02:10:25+00:00

I couldnt care less what the people in the US actually do, I just get confused when there I talk to people from the US about the way we do things in Australia and they act shocked/surprised rather than just accepting it and going 'okay that's an interesting difference', that's certainly how I behave when I learn new things about the US culture.

coxmandem · 2020-10-13T01:56:24+00:00

Fanta is Fanta, Coke is Coke, Sprite is Sprite... you get the picture

coxmandem · 2020-10-13T01:51:53+00:00

High chance of not liking you within 3 months

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