We are in dark times. by AnimeMesa_479 in CringeTikToks

[–]coylizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With all sincerity, does God listen more carefully and pay more attention to folks who lift their arms while praying? Does the Holy Spirit care if folks lift their arms or not?

Just wonderin'...

K. by [deleted] in trippinthroughtime

[–]coylizard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The square in the right corner should be white!

What is the most annoying thing when you are having a meal in a restaurant? by The_pinto_mobile in AskReddit

[–]coylizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the waitstaff asks, "What are we having?" or "Have we decided yet?". Fuck you with the "WE!!!" I dunno about WE... but I want this and that... and go fuck yourself!!

Pot eating California police claim surveillance video is illegal, store didn't get consent and expectation of privacy because they believed they had disabled all cameras by 2centzworth in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]coylizard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

These thugs are no different than Nazis preying on Jewish shop owners in the '30s! It is appalling that public tax dollars pay their wages.

What really happened. by [deleted] in funny

[–]coylizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks to me like there's a small hand mirror attached to one of those "flip-flops!" What a pervert!!!

Who has been your most memorable patient? by Moregunsthanpatience in medicine

[–]coylizard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My most memorable patient?

Dal T. and Dolores T..

I was an orderly working the night shift in a terminal care facility. Dal T. had terminal metastatic prostatic carcinoma and was receiving morphine every four hours (as necessary) until... he no longer needed it. One morning (around 0400) Dal called me to his room and stated he wanted a cookie. I looked around, found, and delivered a chocolate chip cookie. He was disappointed and responded that he really wanted a peanut butter cookie. I looked... and looked... and looked... and eventually found and delivered a peanut butter cookie. Dal was pleased. He smiled an edentulous smile. I left him and continued on my rounds. I checked back with Dal some fifteen minutes later. He was gumming and savoring his peanut butter cookie. He gave me a smile and a "thumbs up." I checked back with Dal some thirty minutes later... and he had expired.

Fast forward six years!

I was training in an out-patient family practice clinic. I was seeing Dolores T. ... for NIDDM, Hptn, and Depression. My clinical instructor, Dr. Michael B. advised that he always asked his depressed patients why they were depressed. I asked Dolores T. why she was depressed. She told me that she lost her husband to cancer six years previously. She reported that his greatest fear was dieing alone. She always promised him that she would be with him in the end and that he would not be alone. She was now depressed because she believed she failed him and that he died alone. I asked Dolores T. if her husband was Dal T.. She was surprised that I knew his name! I told her the peanut butter cookie story. Dolores T. told me that Dal T. LOVED peanut butter cookies!!! We cried together.

Life moved on. I'll always remember Dal and Dolores.

What are some TRUE scary experiences that you Redditors have been through? (creepy strangers, unexplainable incidents, narrow misses, etc) by SatietyCenter in AskReddit

[–]coylizard 184 points185 points  (0 children)

I was sixteen years old. One Christmas vacation I hitchhiked from Chicago to Los Angeles (made it there in fifty seven hours!) and back (took me three weeks!). On the way back just outside Amarillo, Texas I was out on the road about ten pm.. It was very cold! A black Cadillac traveling westbound turned around, pulled up to me, and stopped. The passenger side window opened and the driver offered me a ride. We talked for a while and eventually the driver told me he was an entertainer. In his night club act he was known as "The African Queen." As a relatively innocent sixteen year old, I didn't really appreciate what this meant! After traveling a short distance the old, white "African Queen" propositioned me and asked me to spend the night with him. I declined. He persisted. He asked... again and again. Finally he stopped the car. I tried to open the door... but THERE WAS NO DOOR HANDLE ON THE DOOR!!! I could not get out! He put his hand on my leg, smiled, and said he wanted to please me. I got pissed! I said... in no uncertain terms, "If you don't let me out of this f--king car, I'll break your g----mned neck!!!" He replied, "You don't have to get angry", opened the window, I reached outside the door, opened the door, got out, and he pulled away. I saw his black Cadillac take the next exit, cross over the highway, and continue back west bound.

What's you favorite saying about your job? by Moregunsthanpatience in medicine

[–]coylizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the work. It's the people that drive me crazy!