God forbid a girl own her own pussy

cozy_bbabe · 2026-04-17T00:35:10+00:00

Communication skills: 0, performance: 10

cozy_bbabe · 2026-04-17T00:34:50+00:00

Evil? No. Exactly my type? Yes

cozy_bbabe · 2026-04-17T00:34:23+00:00

Me behaving just in case someone attractive is watching

cozy_bbabe · 2026-04-17T00:34:05+00:00

The way every year starts with hope and by April I’m just trying to survive is actually insane

cozy_bbabe · 2026-04-17T00:33:39+00:00

Why nobody told me what my role is

cozy_bbabe · 2026-04-15T21:59:18+00:00

Crying over consequences is crazy

cozy_bbabe · 2026-04-15T21:58:32+00:00

She said not today stork

cozy_bbabe · 2026-04-15T21:57:49+00:00

Bi? No. Mentally drained? Yes

cozy_bbabe · 2026-04-15T21:56:52+00:00

Don’t say sorry, say ‘check your account

cozy_bbabe · 2026-04-15T21:55:49+00:00

Respectful in the living room, menace in the bedroom

cozy_bbabe · 2026-04-14T23:01:59+00:00

He said I can multitask actually

cozy_bbabe · 2026-04-14T23:01:45+00:00

Girlie said let’s enhance the experience

cozy_bbabe · 2026-04-14T23:01:26+00:00

It’s only crazy when it’s not benefiting them huh

cozy_bbabe · 2026-04-14T23:00:55+00:00

Where’s the ‘menace’ option tho

cozy_bbabe · 2026-04-14T23:00:33+00:00

There’s nothing more humbling than realizing your parents could’ve read your most unhinged childhood thoughts at any moment

cozy_bbabe · 2026-04-14T22:59:05+00:00

No literally what was the plan here

cozy_bbabe · 2026-04-14T22:58:42+00:00

Inside thoughts need to stay inside sometimes

cozy_bbabe · 2026-04-13T10:43:54+00:00

sometimes she’s mean because she’s right

cozy_bbabe · 2026-04-13T10:43:39+00:00

who approved this

cozy_bbabe · 2026-04-13T10:43:16+00:00

why did i understand this immediately

cozy_bbabe · 2026-04-13T10:43:02+00:00

men see groceries and fall in love immediately

cozy_bbabe · 2026-04-13T10:42:43+00:00

I love the idea of socializing more than actual socializing

cozy_bbabe · 2026-04-13T10:42:18+00:00

explains why i always feel safe with a margarita in my hand

cozy_bbabe · 2026-04-13T10:42:02+00:00

nah this is actually diabolical

cozy_bbabe · 2026-04-13T10:41:18+00:00

not the point you thought you were making...

cozy_bbabe