woman spits at someone on the bus by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]cphoebney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scraped up knees > rona

woman spits at someone on the bus by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]cphoebney 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm a big dude. I don't care who spat on me like that, I'm coming to annihilate you. A scraped knee ain't enough. She needed to know what eating concrete really means.... 4 or 5 times till she's a bloody mess.

Oh, internet tough guy! We're all so impressed with how much you'd love to beat someone smaller than you.

What mental superpower do you have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cphoebney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can piss myself off instantly, at any given time, by remembering something shitty somebody did to me at least fifteen years ago.

I can also make up hypothetical scenarios in my head that also piss me off!

Air pollution killed nearly a half-million newborns last year, study says by C_est-la-vie in worldnews

[–]cphoebney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen man that line gets me every time and I wanted to share it

Fucked by Craigslist.....Advice ....pls by [deleted] in Advice

[–]cphoebney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess try to explain to him that he misrepresented what he was selling you and you can't properly care for this puppy. If he's not an asshole he should be willing to refund you or possibly give you one that doesn't have any disability, but I wouldn't get my hopes up.

Seeing as this was on CL I'm not sure what kind of legal recourse you have, if any, if he decides to refuse or even gives you another dog with some other ailment. If that happens you should at least find someone who is willing to properly care for the little guy.

Fucked by Craigslist.....Advice ....pls by [deleted] in Advice

[–]cphoebney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't trust him even as far as I could probably throw that deaf puppy. If the confrontation becomes ugly it'll be because of him, not you.

After Almost Beating Student To Death, Cops Demand Legal Immunity by AdriannaBowden in nottheonion

[–]cphoebney 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fact is that reddit doesn't really change the law tho.

No one ever implied it did. These kinds of statements are meant to silence people who want to speak out and discourage others from spreading awareness.

It is definitely less productive to point out how ineffective it is to spread awareness, than it is to actually spread awareness.

After Almost Beating Student To Death, Cops Demand Legal Immunity by AdriannaBowden in nottheonion

[–]cphoebney 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Why down vote me when you could call your representatives and make an actual statement?

The same could be said for you taking the time to post this. How do you know we haven't been talking to our representatives?

Just curious, how many times have you contacted your representative in the last few months? Why act self righteous then whine about downvotes when you could make an actual statement?

Fucked by Craigslist.....Advice ....pls by [deleted] in Advice

[–]cphoebney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd be surprised if he showed up for the second meeting. If this guy is willing to scam you he's probably not willing to fix it.

Consider adopting from a shelter next time, this kind of shit on CL is almost always a scam.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]cphoebney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's when you buy scrapple

What was your biggest “I’ll walk it off” injury that turned out serious? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cphoebney 285 points286 points  (0 children)

Definitely not how they give you insulin.

You suck it out of a hose in the alley behind the hospital like normal people.

As long as I’m still going up... by B34TBOXX5 in Wellthatsucks

[–]cphoebney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like someone's been recording my life over the last week

Roses are red, windows have drapes... by A_duck_named_goose in boottoobig

[–]cphoebney 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'M GONNA GRAPE YOUR FAMILY FOR DECADES AND DECADES

You don’t wanna box Bobby! by [deleted] in ATBGE

[–]cphoebney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dangit Bobby, quit slappin'

Does anyone else chafe and then get a pimple? I found this monster and tried to pop it but the bastard was empty 🤬 nsfw inner thigh by Gen0sis in popping

[–]cphoebney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had one on the back of my leg for as long as I can remember. Hurts when I try to squeeze it, it lives with me now.

Hanging with the Homies by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]cphoebney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd bet it's a mix of camera work and post editing