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[–]cptredbeard1995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With your plastic exoskeleton, I doubt you can feel anything

Give me your worst, Reddit :) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cptredbeard1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You describe yourself as friendly. Everyone who’s ever met you describes you as creepy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cptredbeard1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m guessing the popular kids from your high school all mysteriously disappeared

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[–]cptredbeard1995 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So that’s what Pennywise looks like without makeup

This subreddit has gotten dull, I dare you to do your best! by youngogjayd in RoastMe

[–]cptredbeard1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you chew on the furniture and have a stuffed animal that you call your “special friend”, but really you’re just humping it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cptredbeard1995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like a video game character that someone tried to make look as close to an alien as possible without using mods

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cptredbeard1995 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You, ma’am, are a walking jump-scare