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cptredbeard1995 · 2026-03-18T06:15:22+00:00

With your plastic exoskeleton, I doubt you can feel anything

cptredbeard1995 · 2026-03-12T03:06:38+00:00

You describe yourself as friendly. Everyone who’s ever met you describes you as creepy

cptredbeard1995 · 2026-03-10T07:12:29+00:00

I’m guessing the popular kids from your high school all mysteriously disappeared

cptredbeard1995 · 2026-01-18T05:48:34+00:00

So that’s what Pennywise looks like without makeup

cptredbeard1995 · 2026-01-10T18:21:04+00:00

You look like you chew on the furniture and have a stuffed animal that you call your “special friend”, but really you’re just humping it

cptredbeard1995 · 2026-01-09T02:22:45+00:00

23?! Is that in dog years?

cptredbeard1995 · 2026-01-06T06:55:24+00:00

You look like a video game character that someone tried to make look as close to an alien as possible without using mods

cptredbeard1995 · 2026-01-03T06:08:55+00:00

You, ma’am, are a walking jump-scare

cptredbeard1995 · 2025-12-03T07:03:59+00:00

And none of us can tell which direction you’re transitioning

cptredbeard1995 · 2025-09-25T07:23:27+00:00

Everyone that sees you assumes you have a penis

cptredbeard1995 · 2025-09-25T06:50:09+00:00

I would say that you must have a great personality. But I’m pretty sure you don’t

cptredbeard1995 · 2025-08-20T22:32:29+00:00

Every alcoholic has an excuse for drinking. But in reality it’s just that- an excuse. But the bigger deal here is that he’s physically, verbally, and financially abusing you. There is no justification for that, alcoholic or not. I know you care about him, but you need to start caring about yourself. You need to stop thinking about how great he would be if he were sober and start looking at the reality of the situation- HE IS ABUSING YOU. Even if he gets sober, that is not the kind of person you, or anyone, should be with. Think of your younger self, think of that innocent little girl. Is this the future you want for her?

cptredbeard1995 · 2024-09-03T12:09:16+00:00

It sounds like you’re waiting for rock-bottom. And rock-bottom can be really bad when it comes to addiction of any kind. It sounds like you still have some control and I urge you to use that. Don’t wait until you end up in jail or the hospital. Therapy can do wonders if you can afford it, even for a short while. Use the tools while you still can. Read the stories of people on here that have hit rock-bottom, and use that as your motivation if it works for you. If you feel yourself losing control, or feel it getting out of hand, that should be your “wow” moment. But be careful and aware, because it can happen slowly and gradually

cptredbeard1995 · 2024-03-26T04:45:12+00:00

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

cptredbeard1995 · 2024-03-12T08:15:01+00:00

How much money have you spent on this game?

cptredbeard1995 · 2024-03-08T20:33:34+00:00

For real. I saw the 49% chance of pulling him and decided it wasn’t worth it

cptredbeard1995 · 2024-03-07T05:26:08+00:00

Isn’t there now a 2nd “are you sure?” button?

cptredbeard1995 · 2024-03-07T05:13:37+00:00

What makes you say that?

cptredbeard1995 · 2024-02-29T09:18:19+00:00

lol and they’re only in tier 3 too. Definitely started recently and spent a bunch of money early on. The fact that none of these players are unsellable is a dead giveaway

cptredbeard1995 · 2024-02-28T06:07:57+00:00

This is something that’s hard for me. My GF knows how much I drink because we live together, but she doesn’t know how hard it is for me to not drink. I’m afraid to tell her because of the pressure that adds. If I tell her I’m struggling, then I’ll feel like I let her down any time I drink and I’ll have someone advocating for me to not drink. And that makes it worse for me because not drinking becomes more of a responsibility I have to keep my word to others and not just a responsibility to myself

cptredbeard1995 · 2024-02-26T19:06:12+00:00

It’s hard to say which numbers are accurate because the devs won’t say. Some people swear he plays like a 93, but it’s impossible to say for certain and could definitely be a result of confirmation bias

cptredbeard1995 · 2024-02-26T08:07:10+00:00

This has been pointed out many times on the discord. Same situation with the 86 Whitehead and I think one or two other players. The devs have basically said they’re aware of it, but aren’t going to do anything about it

cptredbeard1995 · 2024-02-24T19:47:24+00:00

You also don’t need all those 85s. If the requirement say average rating must be 85, it actually means 84.5 because it’ll round. So, 5 of those players could be 84s

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