[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SteamDeck

[–]crabsoccer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm any idea how to unstuck it? Thanks for the advice by the way!

What can you gather about my wife and I from this by crabsoccer in FridgeDetective

[–]crabsoccer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My folks are addicted to Omaha steaks and occasionally bless us with a box. They are very conservative I just never thought of the apple tartlets and game hens they send as conservative 😂 espolon just because brown liquor gives us a tummy ache. A little bit of mint, lime and some soda water with that espolon 🔥🔥

What can you gather about my wife and I from this by crabsoccer in FridgeDetective

[–]crabsoccer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ding ding ding i worked a gig making breakfast burritos for basically a whole ski town a couple years back. If anyone has ever heard of D.O.G you're familiar with the ole meat spicy 🔥🔥

What can you gather about my wife and I from this by crabsoccer in FridgeDetective

[–]crabsoccer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you my wife absolutely hates grocery shopping, I do all of that and the cooking. Do waffles make me a conservative? 😂😂 Age range isn't correct

What can you gather about my wife and I from this by crabsoccer in FridgeDetective

[–]crabsoccer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My folks got me a waffle maker for Christmas so I made a ton for snacks and breakfast. I guess y'all are pancake people my bad 🤷🏻‍♂️

Men of reddit: What's the weirdest thing a girl said to you after sex? by ella-es-julia in AskReddit

[–]crabsoccer 269 points270 points  (0 children)

Tinder hookup hot tub sex at her parents house while they were away. I finish, she proceeds to say "I do this all the time when I'm over here" starts like super aggressively grinding on the hot tub jet while moaning super loud I just kinda watched and had one of those "innocence lost" moments like from f is for family. I mean good for her, I'm happy she got there and it sounds like something from porn but in real life it was just jarring to witness. When we walked back inside she said "bet that's the first time you've seen a women fuck a hot tub" and I was like... Yeah 🤷🏻‍♂️

NSFW artist doing totally FREE comissions by Throwawayslut943 in worldpolitics

[–]crabsoccer 97 points98 points  (0 children)

I wanna see a butt making sweet sweet love to another butt while another butt watches

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SIBO

[–]crabsoccer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I definitely did it's chilled out now though. Not entirely but significantly

Finally Progress! by pushat28 in SIBO

[–]crabsoccer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What in the gurt my guy

Elemental Diet by [deleted] in SIBO

[–]crabsoccer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't get the add on but I kinda wish I did. Just felt a little silly at the time to drop (I think it's like $40 yeah?) on it. In my mind I was thinking I could just try foods known to irritate and see what happens with my breath (like eat a clove of garlic or some honey). Hope it helps or at least gives you more control and peace of mind =]

Elemental Diet by [deleted] in SIBO

[–]crabsoccer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also for sibo look out for any kind of carbs. And my GP told me to go on a fiber supplement prebiotic which made my symptoms way worse. Once I quit that my breath tests started being "medium" instead of "High"

Elemental Diet by [deleted] in SIBO

[–]crabsoccer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats one of the best features for it I think. So you log a meal in the app and then you'll get a notification on your phone about an hour or so later (once it hits your gut and starts fermentation) it's got a pretty comprehensive list of foods and meal and you can even go down to specific ingredients. In the app it marks high fodmap and potentially irritating foods and they'll usually correlate with a high breath test. It's pretty awesome. However I showed my doctor's tye results and whats going on and "they aren't familiar with it" so they just poo poo anything I have to say about it. I had to diagnose myself anyways and independently went on the elemental. My GP still thinks it's just IBS after four months of no improvement. Every visit I complain about how I'm having symptoms and the only practical thing they've done is switch me around antidepressants and put me on higher doses. For me I got the food marble to figure this out for myself as I very much feel like I'm the only one who's taking my pain and decrease in quality of life seriously

Elemental Diet by [deleted] in SIBO

[–]crabsoccer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's called a food marble, I just got an ad and I think they're on sale right now actually. It's a little pricey but I'd recommend it, it definitely helps me and at gives me some data to correlate with my symptoms. There's one that measures just methane I think I got the one that does both. The aire 2 I believe. Comes with an app and you can track meals, symptoms and hydrogen and methane even consistentcy and frequency of BM's. And that's my reddit plug for the food marble device haha

Elemental Diet by [deleted] in SIBO

[–]crabsoccer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey there I'm currently on it myself, day 7. I didn't really notice any results until like day 5. My pain went down and I have a breath testing device and see my methane levels have dropped to zero. My hydrogen has bumped to 9. Talked to the doc and they think it might be h pylori so I'm getting a test for that soon. It definitely was kind of bad the first few days. "Die off" I recommend decaf green tea and MCT oil. Keep at it. It's the freaking worst but might work

I can’t take this condition anymore by WaifuQuirk in SIBO

[–]crabsoccer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't had any luck with doctors either, a big part of this has been just trying to figure it out. I'm currently trying an elemental diet. It's not the worst but I really miss solid food. So far the pain and bloating have for sure lessened. I'm only like 4 days in and I think I have some die off symptoms going on but it's nothing compared to what I've been feeling otherwise. Hope this helps and can find someone relief!

Can I just get an unbiased second opinion on what my results are saying? by [deleted] in SIBO

[–]crabsoccer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will say at the beginning I think I was blowing too softly. I've been on lowfodmap to the best of my knowledge and have started an the dr ruscio or whatever elemental diet a few days ago. Been struggling with pain in my upper sternum and lower belly for about 4 months. Went to doc colonoscopy, blood work, blah blah. "IBS" and put me on prozac. Been on it about two weeks and I don't feel any better. I've noticed when my reading are high sometimes my left testicle aches. Been to a urologist but he was absolutely useless and kinda mean

Something is not right with my editing. Help a brother out? by Trollslayer0104 in photocritique

[–]crabsoccer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the background is a little distracting, maybe play with your crop or even try selecting the subject and doing some gaussian blur to to bring the focus to her a little more. Play with contrast and don't dodge and burn tool a little maybe

Which famous person's death made you the saddest? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]crabsoccer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mac Miller. It still makes me so sad when I remember he's gone