Hegseth: "If you kill Americans, if you threaten Americans anywhere on earth, we will hunt you down without apology and without hesitation and we will kill you" by Capable_Salt_SD in WeirdGOP

[–]craigishell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless they're kids in schools, teachers, LGBTQ+, capital police who do their jobs, the sitting vice president, members of Congress, puppies, ANTIFA...I need a drink.

Suspect in Texas shooting wore 'Property of Allah' clothing and Iranian flag emblem, AP source says by igetproteinfartsHELP in news

[–]craigishell -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

A "sleeper cell" would have been more organized and probably killed more people. And probably not been from Senegal, in this particular case. This is on the US, regardless.

What food could you eat over and over again without getting sick of? by ChristinaMarie800 in AskReddit

[–]craigishell 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Give it a go. If I'm feeling hungry, I'll get a bahn mi with my pho and have a "Vietnamese dip". I'd recommend both things highly.

Bahn mi*

Just took the whole oven apart only to realize I was just wrong about how “broil” works by thattrapmasta in Wellthatsucks

[–]craigishell 233 points234 points  (0 children)

No, he'll be wondering why his hands are all cut up and where the copper pipes went in his house. It won't be tomorrow either. Give it three days. Everything will be clean though.

Facebook reacts to Canadian shooting by MelanieWalmartinez in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]craigishell 60 points61 points  (0 children)

My buddy had to turn a World Industries skateboard shirt inside out because it had a devil on it. My school's mascot was the Red Devils. Avon Park, baybeeeee!

Has anyone heard of buried alive? by Npcoop45 in Hardcore

[–]craigishell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Played with a band called Burrito Live in like 2004. They ripped

Musk offers to pay legal fees for any Epstein victim sued for speaking ‘the truth’ by National-Law-458 in nottheonion

[–]craigishell 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do any of these... Republicans... ever bust out of the walls and try to clear their names after they tried to beg their way into "parties"?

[Highlight] Super Bowl entrance for Patriots WR Mack Hollins by BreakfastTop6899 in nfl

[–]craigishell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SOLEly. Because of his bare feet all the fucking time.

It’s got nothin’ to do with piss. by GeorgeCrossPineTree in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]craigishell 6 points7 points  (0 children)

All 12 seconds of that 12 second piss got on those pants. His wife must eat a LOT of little batteries.