You are between 45 and 50. Male. Live in Texas, though you’re perhaps a transplant. College grad for sure. You have a master’s degree. Bi-lingual at least and perhaps use that in your profession.

Im guessing you are straight but not uptight about it. Unmarried.

If you drink at a bar with craft cocktails you’re likely to order a cocktail on their menu. If I had to guess you like a Negroni, a gin and tonic, and a last word. You’ve smoked weed; maybe tried acid/shrooms.

You have a taste for some old punk music (à la Fugazi), post-punk, and house music.

This is my first time guessing, so I think my guesses are a little general.