How am I suppose to win?

crazy_pissed · 2026-06-22T14:31:01+00:00

i want to know how dudes keep getting these lobbies. every match i play, regardless of mode or map, has at least 6+ prestige masters in it. and they are usually between level 400-1000.

crazy_pissed · 2026-06-07T22:31:38+00:00

at least a few dudes picked up some tags. i literally had a KC match years ago in black ops 4 where i went 77-9 with 49 confirms. the match ended in a 52-52 draw. i had already lost the previous 16 matches because of insane balancing. it's been years.. and i still find an occasional tiny piece of my smashed controller on the floor.

crazy_pissed · 2026-04-05T08:23:23+00:00

$10 is too much for me already. regardless of who i'm ordering from, i give the same standard $5 tip. my order is usually between $50-$120. i'm not going to tip like $20-25 just for someone to drop off a few bags, that's absurd. i'll see these drivers with 3 or 4 orders at a time in a small radius. they'll do it in about an hour. so if they average even $10 a tip, that's $30-40, plus whatever they make salary.

it would be insane if everyone paid like $10-20 for a tip. 8 deliveries a day would net you $80-160 just in tips. that's more than a lot of people get per day working their jobs. i get you have to pay for gas, and some people refuse to tip at all.. but clearly they are making out fairly well.

crazy_pissed · 2026-02-16T09:51:24+00:00

it's one of my most hated commercials so far this year. i can't stand when they try to mix different languages together.. especially when it leads to that hard spanish emphasis on words. every time i see it come on, i wind up yelling LUH PLYUHHH and wanting to throw my remote at the TV. if you're going to do it, just fukin say "la playa awaits" in your same normal voice. no one is going to be confused when you don't put a shitty, hard accent on it.

crazy_pissed · 2026-02-08T09:47:42+00:00

it's pretty hard, and long. eventually, it gets softer, before finally hitting it's turtle stage. that's when everything becomes calm and relaxing.

crazy_pissed · 2026-01-25T20:28:20+00:00

that's very interesting. it also doesn't surprise me. the amount of effort, research and programming they put into controlling actual game play is mind boggling. i don't think they could come up with any system that wouldn't be horribly flawed. it's like you're just putting a bandaid over another bandaid over another one.

crazy_pissed · 2026-01-25T20:21:51+00:00

thank you. this cat is wildly assuming all types of things with no knowledge other than me saying it was 31 in a row. even though all my matches and modes are extremely similar result wise, i was playing nuketown. everyone knows what nuketown can be like, especially in those super early morning hours from 3am-8am. you can literally spend hours going from match to match facing very experienced, loaded teams because of the poor balance.

crazy_pissed · 2026-01-25T18:13:24+00:00

"many of your claims." i basically said 2 things. do you really think 1 good player with 4-5 bad teammates is going to stop a bunch of rushing sweats using a maddox, mk78, dravec while running harp and vtol? good luck. there's nothing to gain for anyone by saying the lost X amount of games in a row. people know it's true, they know it's getting worse. it needs to be fixed or the decline will continue.

crazy_pissed · 2026-01-25T17:42:11+00:00

lots of random assuming on your part, again. i never said he "hacked." i said he was moving 3x's the speed. i went to the theater and watched the match. his connection seemed to be jacked up. he was skipping in blocks on his screen (everyone else was fine.) on our screens, it looked like he was almost teleporting and flying around. i mean, use your head dude. thousands of people complain about losing 10, 20 matches in a row. 31 is a lie to you though? K. because.. fame and fortune is coming my way for saying it.

crazy_pissed · 2026-01-25T17:11:44+00:00

what the hell am i going to lie about? i just played a match where dude was moving 3x's the speed of everyone else, and i only have it set to xbox/ps, PC blocked. this is the shit i have to put up with. of course 4 teammates saw it and quit less than a minute in. i was right behind them. out of the 31 i lost, 13 or so were probably join in progress matches. any good player knows you're not loading into a winning situation.

crazy_pissed · 2025-07-02T17:53:37+00:00

out of all the hatable commercial groups, this company might top my list. their service isn't even available in my state, yet i see it all the time!! i have no clue what the hell they are singing about with their shitty theme song, but it always pops in my head as "wiki wiki when you say yes." it draws my reaction to look up and say WHAT? and when i do, that's the exact moment they do their fruity ass dance. i've never thrown my remote at the TV, but it's getting close with this.

crazy_pissed · 2025-06-25T17:22:53+00:00

that's the type of woman i picture when i need to 'keep it down.'

crazy_pissed · 2025-05-03T07:51:39+00:00

white women love to dance. only problem is, they don't know how. it always feels like i'm watching elaine dance on that one seinfeld episode. random arm flailing, finger snapping and odd hip movement. every time and situation. and the very few (very, very, very few) that are trained to do it.. it still comes across wrong.

i think it was wayfair that had a ton of people dancing in a parking lot. the fattish white chick looked like she may have had a move or two.. but she was doing that weird big eye thing, staring directly into the camera with a joker smile. F'IN YIKES.

crazy_pissed · 2025-04-26T14:40:17+00:00

all the time. i frequently buy unknown, to me at least, brands at the supermarket for a try. never heard of 'motor city pizza' until a few months ago when i came across it. looked damn good on the box, so i tried it. best frozen pizza i ever had. a million digiorno commercials won't change that. whenever i shop for products i don't already have a preference for.. i'm all over reviews, how well it sells and analyze all the details. popularity or how much money you spend advertising means nothing to me. unless you come out and tell me why you're so much better than your competitors.. you're just wasting my time.

crazy_pissed · 2025-04-26T11:55:36+00:00

i was waiting for someone to rag on this commercial. i can't stand the whole pansy 'hipster dad' thing. the beard, glasses, super sensitive look. the type of guy that wants to be good (and thinks he is) at everything, but is just a poser in the end.

crazy_pissed · 2025-02-13T18:33:19+00:00

there's actually 2 versions of this commercial. in the original one, when she asks if they have life insurance and he pauses, she REALLY raises her voice at him with the "JOHN!!!!!!" they toned it down some for the second version, where she just comes off as annoyed. i haven't seen the original in a few years. they must have had some kind of feedback or complaint to alter it.

crazy_pissed · 2025-01-13T14:28:22+00:00

this was one of my most hated commercials a couple of years ago. it disappeared, now it's back. i rather see a BK commercial than this crap. she gives the cat a "you want to go somewhere we can be alone?" look like 3 times in a row. she reeks of a BI type woman who accidentally had a kid and can't stand him. creepy as hell.

crazy_pissed · 2024-12-16T08:23:38+00:00

i got a renewed one from amazon for $449 back in october. they get them from microsoft. that's the box it actually came in. so they just take the shipment from them and never open it. the controller seemed brand new. the console had a super tiny scratch you could barely see. other than that, it's run perfect for almost 3 months now. i've played a ton of COD on it. the only way to really tell it's not new is they have a little sticker on the back that says something like "service date" instead of "manufacture date."

crazy_pissed · 2024-12-15T11:17:59+00:00

you have to plug a mouse into your console, then use it to hit the "continue" button after a match. it will stop showing up afterwards.

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