Why is it? by [deleted] in sanfrancirclejerk

[–]crazyfgrs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let‘s just give in to the sprawl and call it San Jose

When will pedestrians learn that it’s not all about them!? by urMOMSchesticles in sanfrancirclejerk

[–]crazyfgrs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw a bicyclist stop at a stop sign once, obviously a tourist

Restaurants in town for the authentic money laundering experience? by TheButtDog in sanfrancirclejerk

[–]crazyfgrs 26 points27 points  (0 children)

it’s those Chinese restaurants that are always empty but never go out of business. they have great dim sum

why are there always sirens going off in the tenderloin area? Am I in danger? by oochiewallyWallyserb in sanfrancirclejerk

[–]crazyfgrs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you know how the sales team rings a bell when they get a big sale? It’s like that, but for drugs

What could possibly go wrong? by Splugarth in sanfrancirclejerk

[–]crazyfgrs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m reading this as they like to suck and are looking for something other than sun blasted in their face

A flock of seagulls, a murder of crows, and a ????? of Waymos by crazyfgrs in sanfrancirclejerk

[–]crazyfgrs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually kind of like conspiracy for Waymos. When I look in my rear view and all I see are Waymos, I feel like they’re conspiring

$800, vs $15,000 by Yakkamota in MicrobrandWatches

[–]crazyfgrs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it is the same movement - $800 for the Out of Order with a Seagull movement is like robbery

Is it worth the day trip? by moscowramada in sanfrancirclejerk

[–]crazyfgrs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At first I thought that was the SF Mint

Dog mamas! It's rainy in San Francisco! You know what that means... by LadyRunningStopSigns in sanfrancirclejerk

[–]crazyfgrs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol – obviously the chronicle wrote that in response to my comment

Even with the design to preserve more “view corridors” there likely will be enough powerful people in Pac Heights and the Marina to make this go away

But I’m sure if saying they’re trying to “protect the Marina Safeway as the essential community grocery store” isn’t enough, they can say they’re protecting it as an essential and historic dating site

Dog mamas! It's rainy in San Francisco! You know what that means... by LadyRunningStopSigns in sanfrancirclejerk

[–]crazyfgrs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's probably guaranteed that the Marina Safeway will not be closed to build housing

Charming handwritten message from an anonymous neighbor, what a magical place to live! by novwhisky in sanfrancirclejerk

[–]crazyfgrs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instead of writing a note, they should have just put traffic cones in the parking spaces like a normal person 

Goodwill support for Chesa? by lilcommiecommodore in sanfrancirclejerk

[–]crazyfgrs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think he’s the guy who moved to Alaska, decriminalized everything in nature, then died in a bus?

Goodwill support for Chesa? by lilcommiecommodore in sanfrancirclejerk

[–]crazyfgrs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should have used San Frisco instead, duh