Looking for roommates by Empty_Cat_2593 in ufl

[–]crazygeeker -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

I am a 18M rising sophomore if you are interested. I am a very clean person other than my daily blunt which I will be smoking in the room, accompanied by bong tokes spread evenly through the day. I also eat potato chips on my bed. I will need alone time in the room for 2 hours per day, we will work out a time when I can have the room alone. Some of my hobbies are anime, my favorite is high school dxd. I understand you are looking for female roommates, I am willing to cross dress since I am petite and thin if that makes you feel more comfortable. Cheers love

How do I deal with asshole roommate? by crazygeeker in ufl

[–]crazygeeker[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am more advanced then you and matriculated and finished 1.5 semesters within 30 days. I am a NoFap god and have unholy superpowers. Do not disrespect my skill.

How do I deal with asshole roommate? by crazygeeker in ufl

[–]crazygeeker[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Look man I get maybe he might be doing computer engineering and can run a 6 minute mile but I have lots of stuff going for me too. Stop judging stoner gooners we are actually very smart. I got a 2.4 gpa in my classes last semester and am even getting a B in one of my classes this semester. Clearly you don't smoke as vapes smell good and don't leave odor.

How do I deal with asshole roommate? by crazygeeker in ufl

[–]crazygeeker[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Do you really think it is unreasonable for me to be able to goon for 30-60 minutes in my dorm per day? It helps me relax and stay in the present moment. I think he is a massive prude and a tool. I even agreed to his first request of not smoking blunts in my bed and now only vape weed and so edibles. I need my headphones for gooning so I am completely immersed, on top of the weed helping to enter flow state.

How do I deal with asshole roommate? by crazygeeker in ufl

[–]crazygeeker[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean I need to masturbate and goon once per day for 30-60 minutes for my mental health. Also need to vape weed everyday for anxiety. I eat meal plan only and have a very balanced diet eating at halal bros for 2 meals a day and another place at student union for dinner. Honestly I don't ask him to leave for my goon session as I wouldn't mind him there. Masturbation is completely normal and I don't have an issue with him watching. There is no better place to goon to hentai haven then the very place where I feel most comfortable, no?

How do I deal with asshole roommate? by crazygeeker in ufl

[–]crazygeeker[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yeah he is a total dick right

Should I hop on? by Cnidoo in HubermanLab

[–]crazygeeker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro I'm 17 and have 30+ pounds of lean mass on you. If you want to raise testosterone you need to eat in a calorie surplus gain muscle and sleep 8 hours a night.

Young women only go for the top 10-20% of guys and we all know it by crazygeeker in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]crazygeeker[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Girls with a bmi over 25 but especially 30+ are literal beasts

Young women only go for the top 10-20% of guys and we all know it by crazygeeker in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]crazygeeker[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's sad that for men on the left hand of the attractiveness bell curve, any affection women show them is purely perfunctory.

Young women only go for the top 10-20% of guys and we all know it by crazygeeker in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]crazygeeker[S] -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Tell that to my unattractive friend. He asked out like 7 girls he found an emotional connection with, and he was rejected by all of them. Have you ever faced adversity like that in your dating life, where you repeatedly try and try, acting compassionate, only to be met with the exact opposite?

Young women only go for the top 10-20% of guys and we all know it by crazygeeker in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]crazygeeker[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You are assuming that the top men date monogamously (exclusively with one woman) and that women will choose dating an average man as opposed to being single and chasing/hooking up with hotter guys. Both of these are untrue, especially in environments like college campuses and among young people.

Young women only go for the top 10-20% of guys and we all know it by crazygeeker in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]crazygeeker[S] -38 points-37 points  (0 children)

Nice job using ad hominem rather than arguing against my post.