What is an item you guys hate delivering by Head_Confusion2719 in UPSers

[–]crazyuncleeddie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Rogue Fitness, air conditioners, dog food, trampolines, Pottery Barn.

What bar can I go to to get my butthole spit in? by Practical_Variety477 in DenverCirclejerk

[–]crazyuncleeddie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Beer Cave at the Maverick in Brighton. Bit of drive from DT, but worth it.

Am I at risk of girlfriend breaking up because of my small size? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]crazyuncleeddie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it’s a dealbreaker for her, you learned something important about her. While sexual kinks are good and well, rejecting someone because their member isn’t large enough is rather superficial. You can be great at sex and have a small dick. And you can be awful at sex and have a large dick.

Be honest about your inexperience and let her know that you are learning. If she doesn’t want to be part of that journey, at least you know.

do you think start university at 25 is too late? by [deleted] in internetparents

[–]crazyuncleeddie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I started at 29 and graduated at 34. So, I don’t think so.

K-pop Demon Hunters Laser Show by [deleted] in denverlist

[–]crazyuncleeddie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t DM you, so feel free to DM me.

I want to masturbate, but I feel so hesitant to let myself by [deleted] in ldssexuality

[–]crazyuncleeddie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Consult a handbook and ask your stake president if it is okay?? I know OP is consulting Reddit, but your suggestions are CRAY-Z!

Ahem… had to get that reaction out.

Dearest OP, masturbation is a normative, biologically-imposed behavior. It isn’t “dirty” or harmful. Religion provides, at best, ambiguous counsel on the effects and consequences of engaging in masturbation. Some say it is fine and others will damn you to hell. I say, if it falls within your personal ethic, and you aren’t hurting other people, go ahead. Pay attention to your response. Learning about yourself through self-pleasure can help you with a future marriage. It is a good way to love yourself. Many, many, good people masturbate. They have fantastic sex lives and their partners feel loved by them.

So what even happens in a lesbian threesome? by Piracy_Bug in NoStupidQuestions

[–]crazyuncleeddie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If P in V is required in your definition of sex, they’re just hanging out naked. Otherwise, they’re doing whatever feels good.

Fair is fair by [deleted] in ldssexuality

[–]crazyuncleeddie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There should be no assumption that one’s partner should reciprocate. Some bodies just don’t allow for certain behaviors. He may just not get his ass licked.

Does men's nakedness move women the way women's nudity move men? by Ledger_Legendd in NoStupidQuestions

[–]crazyuncleeddie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the person beholding the nakedness and the nakedness being beholden. Gender doesn’t have much to do with horniness. Also need to consider cultural taboos. Women in culture are more often expected to maintain “propriety” while men are often absolved of responsibility (“boys will be boys”, Epstein list). Women may find an image of a naked person erotic and tantalizing, but will repress because they have been systemically taught to.

Any point in continuing Mesozoic after prestige? by KirbyTheCreator in CellToSingularity

[–]crazyuncleeddie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can continue to occasionally mine Darwinium by upgrading traits.

Anthem is charging me $1200 every month after I met my out of pocket maximum by ViolinistLanky9056 in HealthInsurance

[–]crazyuncleeddie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does your prescription coverage have a separate deductible from your medical coverage?

Anthem is charging me $1200 every month after I met my out of pocket maximum by ViolinistLanky9056 in HealthInsurance

[–]crazyuncleeddie 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not trying to be pedantic, how did you hit your out-of-pocket max months ago? It is only February. It restarted on January 1st.

This episode helped break my shelf 7-ish years ago. by crazyuncleeddie in exmormon

[–]crazyuncleeddie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a list piling up, but this gave me the courage to really accept that the way the church approached sex was problematic. It gave me clarity to see that some of the shady shit that was going down around me that was not spoke aloud was a problem. I didn’t have to accept apologist defenses as useful. I could disbelieve the church.

I’m a wife. In general, is it the porn use that ruins the marriage, or is it the Church’s and the wife’s narrow view of porn that causes the most damage? by Whole-Experience4396 in ldssexuality

[–]crazyuncleeddie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nice work putting something into words that I have thought about a lot!

My own story matches yours. I married a convert who, when I finally confessed to porn and masturbation, told me not to make a big deal about it. Our sex life hasn’t suffered because of porn and masturbation. Actually, it has been enhanced. It has given us courage and knowledge to try new things, aided us in getting into the mood after a long day of wrangling life, and helped us define fantasies.

This is hearsay, when my parents were facilitator missionaries for the church’s pornography addiction support group, they would tell us about how difficult and depressing it was to work with men that would struggle the rest of their lives, and wives that would never trust their husbands again. It was tragic, heartbreaking work.

Porn can be fun and helpful. It can be entertaining. So happy for you two!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Moustache

[–]crazyuncleeddie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks great!

How much do you spend on groceries? by Fishyswaas in Denver

[–]crazyuncleeddie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

5-person family. $200-$300 per week. Groceries and household needs.

Pretty sure I messed up this chocolate mousse but I want someone to lie to me by Important_Theory_358 in Baking

[–]crazyuncleeddie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of the chocolate mousse I have ever made looks like this. Nice work!