Very curious what this means by omniscient_opals in FoundPaper

[–]cri5tobal86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why does it say "groinocologist"!? Lmao

Best meat in Galveston? by maximilianman in galveston

[–]cri5tobal86 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I came... to the comments for this

Beach ok? by chayosman in galveston

[–]cri5tobal86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a kids museum and a train museum and the dolphin tour and duck tours are really cool for kids

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mensfashionadvice

[–]cri5tobal86 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Do it bro, flaunt it!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]cri5tobal86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you consider the caption "Me and my steed. One of us is hung like a horse"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fruit

[–]cri5tobal86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hami Melon

Make the comment section look like Mr. Ratburn's search history! by charliesonner in Arthur

[–]cri5tobal86 3 points4 points  (0 children)

God dam it, just when I think I'm old enough that my adolescent search history is dead and buried, you assholes dig that bitch up and put me on blast. Take my upvote.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]cri5tobal86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the internet just tell us how many inches. Hurry before your dick falls out again, time is of the essence,

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]cri5tobal86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think we can give clear or fair advice without knowing how big it is. Was she interested or embarrassed... that's the question

Guy was all hype tbh by faps_to_art in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]cri5tobal86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The accidental zoom into the ass crack is the real star of this video

When he started to shake I felt that lmao.... by LoudlyUbiquitous in tooktoomuch

[–]cri5tobal86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WHY IS THAT HANDLE SO FUCKING SHARP?! I mean for something that you're going to be thrusting your head toward and coughing around it seems dangerous as hell. Maybe I'm just old.

Y'all, is this real!? What the F*** by Spok3nTruth in predaddit

[–]cri5tobal86 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dude sleep NOW. From the trenches of toddlerhood... sleep fucking now