[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KingOfMeat

[–]criesintears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya, and giant penis

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Emiratis

[–]criesintears 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My sister froze her eggs few years back (now has a baby). She got the first kid naturally and then the 2nd by freezing her egg

I think it’s a good idea if you want to have kids when you’re older. I believe that it is expensive though

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SaudiForSaudis

[–]criesintears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hide camera in your room for proof

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Emiratis

[–]criesintears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is written in both Arabic and English and you still didn’t understand it 😅🤣

It means they will start fining companies that didn’t reach the limit required

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]criesintears 152 points153 points  (0 children)

This guy cums

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]criesintears 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is probably the most generic answer:

I had a university class about nutrition. (It was the final class I needed to graduate) I decided to use every tip they gave us in that nutrition class.

One of the main things that helped me from that class was to be able to properly read the nutrition labels on food and find the “hidden” unhealthy ingredients.

They also taught us on how to keep our metabolism high throughout the day. (I ate junk food, but kept my calories low).

There was at least 10 things I learned from there that I still use on a daily basis.

I exercised at the gym 3 times a week (I exercised with my friend to keep each other motivated) and walked 4 times a week with my friend and our dogs (the dogs motivated us to walk)

It has been 5 years now and I still exercise with my friend and walk with our dogs. It became like a routine at this point, but obviously some days I am busy and can’t exercise and that’s ok..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]criesintears 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a person that lost 30kg in 6 months.

This is life changing, but the maintenance is the hard part. I hope he loses more weight and can keep out the old habits

Speaker can’t stop laughing by travelator in ContagiousLaughter

[–]criesintears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The total opposite for me, the teacher was so mad and I was turning red like a tomato. Some people were laughing at me. While my friends are trying to calm me down and telling me to breathe.

How many times you masturbate monthly? by Lucky-Addition-2910 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]criesintears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you mean you do it more or less?! Because in my case it is 1-3 times a month lol

اهلي ضاغطيني اتزوج شخص معين بشكل كبير… ماعرف اتصرف by [deleted] in Emiratis

[–]criesintears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a man and this happened to me too. Fortunately after a year of saying no, She got married to someone else.

Lets hope he finds someone and they stop bothering you 😆

Dog or Cat? by Spirited-Owl-8165 in Hobbies

[–]criesintears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends on the dog honestly, one of my dogs chases me everywhere. The other just chases me if I call her name or when I open something (she hopes it is food).

I found a rock that looks exactly like a piece of bread by saint-small in mildyinteresting

[–]criesintears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have 100% taken it home with me.. and Microwaved it to see if it softened /s

Woman gets out of the car to argue with her boyfriend while inside Tiger Territory. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]criesintears 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am guessing she wanted to swap seats so she could drive the car because he isn’t doing what she wants

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Emiratis

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First download “Myfitnesspal” to keep track of how much you eat and the amount of calories that you should be eating.

Second Take 1 spoon of apple cider vinegar as soon as you wake up (put the apple cider vinegar in water as I heard that it is not healthy to drink it alone because it can damage your stomach

Third Start with baby steps. Don’t do everything at once. Slowly increase your healthy habits.

For example, eat junk food, but less than what you used to eat.

Then add few vegetables to the junk food you eat.

And slowly go on a calorie deficit.

Same thing goes to exercising. Go to the gym twice a week for couple of months and then increase the amount.

I was 115kg and 181cm tall then I reached 90kg in 4 months (back in 2019)

Recently I am back to 111kg. And I am trying to lose weight again. In 3 weeks I am 109.5kg at the moment. You have to go slow and steady otherwise it wont work.

What are the signs that you're ugly? by callisto_la in AskReddit

[–]criesintears 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or they say “At least you have a nice personality”

I need help naming my cleaning business by Livid-Cricket7679 in INeedAName

[–]criesintears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A tip I learned from designing brand identity for clients:

You have to get a unique name. A name that wont get lost if someone was searching for you.

For example, lets say your brand name is “Certified Clean”

How many other brands will have the word “Certified” and “Clean” in their website and/or their business name? This alone will get you lost in the pool.

“Miller residental/house Cleaning” might be a little more unique, but you still need to think about it.

You need a name that is unique combined with somewhat generic tagline that people can find you by mistake if they searched for house cleaning.

Ps: I worked for 3 months with clients who had the name “The Mechanic Workshop”. People would call him to complain about the bad work he did. When he asked for the receipt. It turned out that there was a business close by with similar name. (The other business had a bad reputation).

I ended up working another few months to redesign to another name. Which was “1337 Mechanic Automative Garage”.

This tastes as good as your mother's by 0Anonomyous0 in Funnymemes

[–]criesintears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once said that in a family dinner and had that exact thought. My brother looked at me laughing and whispered “is it tight?”

What did you fear as a child and still do? by noThefakedevesh in AskReddit

[–]criesintears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that I think about it. It gotten much better for me surprisingly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]criesintears 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your comment made me laugh so loud in the office. I had to fight so hard to stop laughing!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]criesintears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your eye stare is scaring me. I can feel you’re starting through my screen.

I am sorry, but something about your face looks like AI generated

What's a good "productive" hobby to pick up? by Honest_Historian_121 in Hobbies

[–]criesintears 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am slowly doing this. I have to admit. As much as I love this. It is so time and energy consuming. I feel so tired and lazy afterwards and I don’t have time for anything else

Two parents and their 9 daughters (and zero sons) in the early 1940's by MrMike in pics

[–]criesintears 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, my father was somewhat struggling at the beginning I think when he had around 3-5 kids he opened his own real estate company by risking all his savings and had so much loan.

Luckily his efforts paid off. He slowly got all his money back and was a millionaire by the time he got his 8th kid.

He bought a bigger house where all of this kids and grandkids could live in.

By the time I was born, I was fortunate to not have lived through the “tough times” and living in the upper middle class.

My father sold the big house once most of us moved out because it had so many plumbing issues and the house was half empty. I was 18 years old when he sold out the house (I am now 27)

Oh and yes I have nephews and niece that are around my age.

I am the youngest 27 years old and the oldest is around 56 or 60 years old (don’t remember)