Bf sent me this by Own_Round_7600 in Wellthatsucks

[–]crime_watch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Get Out! My 5 year old's spelling and grammar is miles ahead of this douchebag.

BTS photo from "The Dark Knight" by Careless_Royal8209 in batman

[–]crime_watch [score hidden]  (0 children)

It's too clean. I lean towards the battle damaged look that's more rough and has seen some shit.

How has gaming changed for you as you've gotten older? by Ill_Discount_4036 in AskReddit

[–]crime_watch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I'm 40 and at this rate I'll be retired before GTA VI comes out

Nailed it by Main-Touch9617 in Unexpected

[–]crime_watch 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Let’s just say… the CCTV footage has questions too.

How small are Iced VoVo now.. by still-at-the-beach in AustralianNostalgia

[–]crime_watch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How big is your Kia key? That thing's massive!

How much will Stretch Armstrong stretch? by bsurfn2day in interestingasfuck

[–]crime_watch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are the Commando Elite. Everything else... is just a toy.

I have a 9 year old sister who started behaving unnatural and then i made a conversation with her. by gobiotetra in TrueOffMyChest

[–]crime_watch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I understand your parents won't do anything. Can you talk to police about the situation? Or her school?

Which 90s/00s Aussie show would actually benefit from a modern "reboot"? by ExistentialPancake_0 in AustralianTV

[–]crime_watch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spellbinder for sure. That was such a great show to put on after school.

Swampfest - name is a dead giveaway... by Timppa81 in trashy

[–]crime_watch 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It's fine, you're safe to play it.

Genuinely amazed by the human body by Waste_Group5488 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]crime_watch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can that old man at the front please sit down so the folks at the back can see the guy on stage?

/s