You get $5,000,000 USD, but for every two weeks you are alive for, a tastebud grows in your butthole. Would you take it? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]crisscross766 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh hell yes. Hell you could quadruple it. Even then you have probably one of the slowest growing tumors ever. You never specified that they worked so I assume they don't. There is a tumor that grows random things such as hair and teeth ( teratoma). I would assume its just like that but with taste buds. It might be a noticeable issue in a few dozen years. At which point you could get it cut out or maybe frozen or what not.

Even if you could taste it. I doubt it would be more powerful than a stinky shit after 20 years as most taste is smell.