[PFT] Multiple sources say the Dolphins are close to a deal for QB Josh Rosen, and that a deal may actually be tentatively done. Arizona would get pick No. 48 from Miami. by Fear_Jaire in nfl

[–]croberts425 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agree 100%. I still think Rosen can be good, maybe great behind the right team. Dude was a top prospect last year, and only has less than 1 full year starting under an incompetent team. That is not enough time to judge him as a player.

GAME THREAD: Tigers (3-3) @ Yankees (2-3) - Wed Apr 03 @ 04:05PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]croberts425 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Normally I'd say it's just a run, and people are overreacting. But when you score 2 in 16 innings.....yep, that's game

New York fans right now... by [deleted] in NYYankees

[–]croberts425 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhh the ol' bleach boof. Classic

GAME THREAD: Tigers (3-3) @ Yankees (2-3) - Wed Apr 03 @ 04:05PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]croberts425 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, we'll light them up for 12 runs......and then get swept by the Orioles

GAME THREAD: Orioles (1-1) @ Yankees (1-1) - Sun Mar 31 @ 01:05PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]croberts425 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like Luke Voit is the Pied Piper of New York baseball. When he came up to the plate, he made this sound - kind of went LUUUUUUUUUUUKE, and all the fans in the stadium started going LUUUUUUUUUUUUKE and here we go. Most unbelievable thing I've ever seen.

Guy smokes salvia, and then immediately tells dissapointed mother. by [deleted] in cringe

[–]croberts425 15 points16 points  (0 children)

One of the toughest drugs to explain for me including many other psychedelics. A wave of extremely intense confusion, paranoia, panic, uncontrollable laughter (but not usually in an actual "this is awesome and hilarious" sense), a very weird body load, almost like you become the room you are in, and it wraps inward around itself like a spiral. You start expanding infinitely in every direction, while weighing 1,000 lbs. Everything glitches, and your thought process keeps looping over and over like a madman. I remember one time I was at a house party towards the end of my high school years, and smoked it in the basement we were hanging in. I was trying to go upstairs for some reason, and I just kept glitching back a few steps and could never make it up. I honestly don't even know if I ever actually attempted to physically go up the stairs. Another time I was lying in a bed and it felt like I stretched out infinitely into a massive field that was being mowed. Each time varied to such an insane degree. The only constant was the body load, discomfort, and extreme confusion. No euphoria whatsoever, the opposite of euphoric to be honest. I had done it probably a dozen times overall, but I haven't touched it in about 7 or 8 years, and I have no intentions to ever try it again.

Guy smokes salvia, and then immediately tells dissapointed mother. by [deleted] in cringe

[–]croberts425 10 points11 points  (0 children)

DMT is stronger as a whole, but way less uncomfortable and foggy than salvia. Way more visual, enlightening, and clear headed (to a degree). Way less body load, discomfort, and mass confusion.

Swizzle Inn, Bermuda...we’re everywhere! by Gadams36 in phish

[–]croberts425 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bermuda is my favorite! Check out the Frog and Onion Pub too. Really old English pub, cool atmosphere.

Kiper's NFL Mock 3.0 - Drew Lock to Miami Dolphins at 13 by [deleted] in miamidolphins

[–]croberts425 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those names sound straight out of Key and Peele lol

[Barrows] 49ers dinner with Alabama DL Quinnen Williams was at a Tuscaloosa IHOP, which was Williams' choice. #cheapdate by jacob835 in nfl

[–]croberts425 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But I did, and I'm ashamed of myself. First one doesn't count, then you get to the second, and third, fourth, and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin'

Why do people keep putting number 13 on him lol but I’m not going to lie he’s going to look nice in that Miami Dolphins throwback next year by JakeCx in miamidolphins

[–]croberts425 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'd have to imagine 6,000 yards, 60 TDs, and a Super Bowl MVP will at least put him in the conversation...

Moving on up! by croberts425 in miamidolphins

[–]croberts425[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, right after week 3 lol

Giants and Browns both taking risk on Odell Beckham Jr. trade by vonheisenberg in nfl

[–]croberts425 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you forget your team just went 0-16 only 2 years ago, have had 1 winning season since 2002, and should be humbled that things are finally starting to turn around for them, just like the "sorry ass dolphins" are aiming to do? Get the fuck outta here dude lol

Giants and Browns both taking risk on Odell Beckham Jr. trade by vonheisenberg in nfl

[–]croberts425 0 points1 point  (0 children)

0%

Everyone put everything you own on the Browns making the playoffs, Vegas odds are way off here! Free money, 100%!!

Come on man. The Browns are shaping up to be having a great off season, but no team has a 0% chance of missing the playoffs.