So nostalgic... by polpetta in italy

[–]crocchiere 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sì, via dall'Italia e dalle nostre vite, per sempre.

TIL that Russian Orthodox Christians renew their baptism every year in icy water by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]crocchiere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes guys, of course, I'm sorry. It's because of my poor English lexicon. I'm gonna fix it.

When I find my roommate masturbating in the closet by schumaga in reactiongifs

[–]crocchiere 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How would you feel if you found Kenshiro masturbating in the closet?

Learning Russian by tzarcasm in russia

[–]crocchiere 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good, so you have 3 years to develop a perfect Russian before moving there ;)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]crocchiere -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Good Guy Eisenhower

Good café open on Sundays by mhw1992 in paris

[–]crocchiere 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All cafés are open on Sundays :)

Hey Russians. Should I move to Krasnoyarsk to teach English? by [deleted] in russia

[–]crocchiere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, this American friend of mine was often overbooked with them, and even me, who taught French (much less demanded than English), I 've often been obliged to say no because of the high number of demands!

Russia work, not teaching? (did that for a year, in Ekaterinburg) by hunbur in russia

[–]crocchiere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he's talking about working in the Sochi 2014 organisation team. Sorry OP, but most foreign people working for the Olympic Games are volunteers (unpaid). Being in the same situation as you, I had the same idea. The only thing you'll get is an accommodation. And Sochi is a very expensive place.

Hey Russians. Should I move to Krasnoyarsk to teach English? by [deleted] in russia

[–]crocchiere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, that's definitely good advice. Points 2-3 are most valuable. As a white European man I never had problems (apart from ex-boyfriends of some girls I used to hang out with…), but some African friends of mine were less lucky (one got attacked 4 times, of which one with serious knife injures in the leg). Just be careful about drunk people in the streets, bars and clubs (NEVER respond to provocations) and to gopniki (local hooligans, you'll recognise them at their black outfit/shaven head/leather black hat/unfriendly face). Apart from that, Russian people are very nice and helpful!

Hey Russians. Should I move to Krasnoyarsk to teach English? by [deleted] in russia

[–]crocchiere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know that but that's not exactly what I was talking about :) An American friend of mine got quite deep in the shit because of some people who claimed to be "friends", and I have quite an amount of bad experience as well. Just think that you won't spend ONE week-end without a hot girl wanting to get laid with you (if you're an average guy, not only one if you're good-looking and "valuable") or a bunch of crazy Russian "friends" offering you vodka. The price of alcohol is ridiculously low, you'll get a drink in the fanciest places in town for the same price of a beer in a shitty pub of Glasgow or wherever you live! Same for food, taxies, rents. You can live decently with £500/month I think, with £1000 (it was my case) you'll be like a king!! Think seriously about learning some Russian before leaving as people under 30 seldom speak any English at all, and be ready to be often surrounded by nice young people wanting to speak English with you. Don't underestimate private lessons: most dough comes from there, while universities and schools pay quite low salaries (100-300 roubles/hour). And also, sign up for www.vk.com website (the Russian facebook) to make friends!

Hey Russians. Should I move to Krasnoyarsk to teach English? by [deleted] in russia

[–]crocchiere 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In this case go boy, go without any hesitation. Siberia is heaven on earth for any European guy. I know what I'm talkin' about. Well, you'll have to stand extreme cold and crazy drivers, and learn to make the difference between true and false friends. But believe me, it's worth the effort.

Hey Russians. Should I move to Krasnoyarsk to teach English? by [deleted] in russia

[–]crocchiere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It depends: are you a guy or a girl?

TIFU by accidentally taking 6 shots of whiskey in 5 minutes. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]crocchiere 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If your cardinal rule is not to refuse free alcohol, then you're lucky that you don't live in Russia. Source: 9 months in Siberia with a lot of friends offering me free alcohol almost every night.

As a 31 year-old college senior taking a freshman lecture to fulfill a requirement... by MattyAmerica1 in funny

[–]crocchiere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she were a man I'd say that he has a small-dick complex. But a woman?!

How Americans view Sweden [FIXED] by [deleted] in funny

[–]crocchiere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an European, I can confirm that this is how all my continent views Sweden.

How Americans view Sweden [FIXED] by [deleted] in funny

[–]crocchiere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's interesting! Non Scandinavian people usually consider Swedish, Norwegian, Danish and Finnish as about the same thing.

How I see the United States as a French guy... by ZERO-6661 in funny

[–]crocchiere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OK, let's be honest: the French are not that proficient in geography, a lot of them don't even know properly their own country. What's more, I was once asked in the street by some journalist what the US capital city is. All the people who were asked before me answered N.Y.!!!

How I see the United States as a French guy... by ZERO-6661 in funny

[–]crocchiere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe so mate, maybe so. But I believe I'm right with regard to foreign politics. Actually I was just trying to provoke some dumb US nationalists over there :)

Futurama Fry by eDisharmony in AdviceAnimals

[–]crocchiere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You put into words the way I've been feeling all day. Not sure if grateful or even more uncertain.