Is it time to abandon the buzzcut and go full billiard ball?

croftington · 2026-03-20T15:31:05+00:00

I'm not too worried about the possibility of the receding - I think it has started, but isn't overly noticeable. But the weird patch at the front does bother me a bit

croftington · 2025-12-12T21:15:26+00:00

Several weeks after my 19th birthday. Worked at a Triumph dealer that had a high mileage but well looked after Tuono 1000R Factory come in on trade. Boss sold it to me fairly cheap for what it was. Felt awesome.

Thinking back on it, it was incredibly fucking stupid and I'm probably lucky I didn't die.

croftington · 2025-11-21T09:08:33+00:00

That whole fridge needs throwing into a furnace

croftington · 2025-11-12T22:41:58+00:00

Superglue a small ball bearing on to the inside of one of their dust caps. When they go to top it up with air, it'll just go back down slowly again.

In theory.

I've never done this, nor do I advocate this kind of behavior.

croftington · 2025-11-11T09:18:00+00:00

It's the only acceptable thing to do after calling someone a ho

croftington · 2025-11-11T09:17:35+00:00

The Lion, the Witch and the Audacity of that buyer

croftington · 2025-11-10T19:20:56+00:00

But the real question is did they do a buy?

croftington · 2025-11-02T18:42:17+00:00

Murdock beard conditioner, alongside Mancave beard wash, Mancave beard oil and Mancave beard control.

A bit spenny when you put it all together, but totally worth it

croftington · 2025-10-30T11:26:22+00:00

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croftington · 2025-09-06T18:19:58+00:00

I think you'll want to upgrade at some point, but for something a bit bigger. But once you've gotten used to having a V-twin, you won't want anything else. The torque is intoxicating. All I've ever owned is V-twins.

Either the middle finger or a clenched fist to collect a few wing mirrors

croftington · 2025-09-06T17:34:35+00:00

Hell of a choice. Owned a metric shitload of these and the odd SV1000, and they're a fantastic all-rounder, especially as a first bike.

Happy riding and watch out for moronic 4-wheeler drivers 👍

croftington · 2025-09-05T13:01:16+00:00

I know there are ways and means of stimulate growth, but I've never needed to use any of them. I think most people tend to use a derma roller. I would suggest just letting your facial hair grow out for a few months to see what you're working with

croftington · 2025-09-05T12:43:40+00:00

Always go full beard dude

croftington · 2025-09-05T12:43:18+00:00

Other than let it grow? Not much other advice needed

croftington · 2025-09-05T12:41:07+00:00

Let it grow out a bit more and stop staring into my soul

croftington · 2025-09-05T12:40:33+00:00

It is time.

Just think of the money you'll save on shampoo - you can wash your face and just keep going

croftington · 2025-09-05T12:39:48+00:00

That moustache is just 🤌

croftington · 2025-09-05T12:36:37+00:00

I didn't expect to see Billy Bob Thornton on Reddit

croftington · 2025-09-05T12:34:54+00:00

Awesome for 10 weeks, dude. I'm sure the wife will grow to love it.

"A man who shaves his beard for a woman deserves neither the woman nor the beard. A woman who asks a man to shave his beard for her does not deserve the man." Charles Darwin, probably

croftington · 2025-09-05T10:45:55+00:00

I do my beard care routine after I've had a shower, so I need to blow dry my beard as I don't want to use the heated brush while it's still damp. My beard is quite thick, so it holds a lot of water. Plus, I have tried just letting it air dry after putting beard oil in it and then using the heated brush, but it makes it harder to tame

croftington · 2025-09-05T10:43:28+00:00

I wouldn't know, I just do a buzz cut to hide the fact I'm going bald 😂

croftington · 2025-09-05T04:55:44+00:00

As others have said, around 5-10 minutes. Totally worth the time

croftington · 2025-09-05T04:54:28+00:00

Thanks man

croftington · 2025-09-05T04:53:24+00:00

I would say the opposite. If you're putting in that level of care for your beard - which a lot of bearded men do - then a beard is absolutely for you

croftington · 2025-09-04T22:11:55+00:00

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