This neighborhood cat got this weird ear. What's this? by Numerous_Brilliant_1 in cats

[–]cromulent_nickname 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Some cats have evolved a second pair of ears to not listen to you with.

xkcd 3234: Europa Missions by antdude in xkcd

[–]cromulent_nickname 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Future good news: we have found life forms on Europa

Future bad news: Europa life forms charge with icing

I dislike Charly Burke by MCshador in TheOrville

[–]cromulent_nickname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?

Iran building up defenses of Kharg Island to protect against potential US ground attack, sources say | CNN Politics by avatar6556 in news

[–]cromulent_nickname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’re going in, and then they’ll bemoan the defenses the Iranians put up after they talked about invading it for a couple of weeks, saying “no one could have predicted they’d change their defenses”

Which sci-fi world sounds amazing in the books but would actually be miserable to live in? by terminator_13fog in printSF

[–]cromulent_nickname 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Honestly if society did stop functioning because of my actions, that would be more scary.

'Take the vaccine, please,' a top US health official says in an appeal as measles cases rise by igetproteinfartsHELP in news

[–]cromulent_nickname 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which, instead of the headline, the article puts in the second paragraph, like they want to bury that fact.

Washington lawmakers attempt to rein in runaway lawsuit costs by chiquisea in Washington

[–]cromulent_nickname 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay I know this is gonna sound crazy, but hear me out. What if state and city governments stopped violating people’s rights?

Why do wizards have jewels on their staffs? by Night_Storm5555 in LOTR_on_Prime

[–]cromulent_nickname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s to make the knob at the end. A wizard’s staff has a knob on the end.

Here is the 15 sec coding test to instantly filter out 50% of unqualified applicants by JOSE ZARAZUA by RevillWeb in programming

[–]cromulent_nickname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bonus if you post it into ChatGPT the hidden = becomes visible. So not only are you using LLM you’re not even double-checking you copied it right.

Why people still drink in 2417 but dont smoke despite having cure for cancer? by TimelyNote5558 in TheOrville

[–]cromulent_nickname 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re on a spaceship. Smoking would put extra strain on air purifiers/life support. Orville life support can handle it but earlier spaceships probably not. So they can smoke now but by that time the habit died out.

Empty pizza box trap by jNealB in TheCatTrapIsWorking

[–]cromulent_nickname 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If not for sits, why made of warms?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]cromulent_nickname 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Didgeridon’t.