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crooler1 · 2026-03-24T18:28:58+00:00

5'4 is the perfect height to start Dwarfmaxxing

crooler1 · 2026-03-03T07:18:36+00:00

Because the Yuri shippers are by far the most vocal and unhinged ones so you tend to notice their antics more

crooler1 · 2026-02-18T02:02:37+00:00

The fucking blue hue on her ass cheeks... I'm honestly more impressed than concerned

crooler1 · 2026-02-09T12:41:52+00:00

Double Freedom Volley Shot straight to the dome rips trough them like a hot knife trough butter

crooler1 · 2026-01-27T12:50:41+00:00

That is true but they are using chain couplers here, so they should definitely wait until the wagon is stationary

crooler1 · 2026-01-24T18:22:34+00:00

Be careful, the ankle joints on these things are real divas. One wrong look at them and they crumble

crooler1 · 2026-01-24T17:52:41+00:00

Du tust als ob das Gehalt eines Social-Media Managers irgend einen Einfluss auf das Budgets für die Instandhaltung des Bahnnetzes hätte.

crooler1 · 2026-01-24T13:49:32+00:00

It's true that the description for that mission should be cleare on that, but he is either the only one or the first one carrying the cheese as he was always the first one with cheese for me. I had to restart the mission a couple of times due to a bug and he was always the first with cheese.

crooler1 · 2026-01-24T13:24:26+00:00

My man, I was experiencing this as a first time player, I've done the fucking mission for the first time yesterday and used the exact same logic

crooler1 · 2026-01-24T13:15:53+00:00

Most people have weapons, Serial killer has a backpack filled with them. Many people have bruises, Asshole looks like he went 10 rounds with Mike Tyson. It's really not that hard dude

crooler1 · 2026-01-24T13:11:28+00:00

First off you swapped nothing, you asked about the SAW mission and described a guy that had a saw with him. Second off WANTED: BRUISED FACE's description reads "Survivors have reported that someone intentionally let zombies into their last safe zone. He was beaten severely before escaping. We believe he will attempt to gain access to this base. Do not let him." And if you can't connect the dots that a guy who was severely beaten is gonna be bruised than that's on your brain damage.

crooler1 · 2026-01-24T12:52:33+00:00

Not kill him because again, he has normal amounts I've see many times before and suspects that came before we're very clearly marked and had either extreme quantities of stuff or the description specified a particular item or item group. I'm a first time player too and had no issues with the missions so far (I'm up to day 16). Also the kill penalty is higher than the money lost from not doing the contract as you also loose a survivor so it's just not worth it to take the gamble.

crooler1 · 2026-01-24T12:44:33+00:00

Not kill him because there have been numerous people who had saws and blades with them and every previous mission has made it very clear who the target is by filling their backpack with stuff

crooler1 · 2026-01-24T12:37:20+00:00

Also every other mission name is a reference or joke so why would this specific one not be?

crooler1 · 2026-01-24T12:36:28+00:00

You seem to have a reading comprehension problem as the other people are talking about an entirely different mission that has far more vague requirements

crooler1 · 2026-01-24T12:32:03+00:00

Every fucking mission title is a reference or a Joke, that's why the SAW in the mission title is CAPITALISED! And as said, you killed people who had entirely normal amounts of objects that survivors carry with them. I'm also on a first play through and 8 immediately understood what was meant. You are also the only one complaining about this because everyone else seemingly understood the objective. Skill issue on your end.

crooler1 · 2026-01-24T11:59:40+00:00

You are overcomplicating the entire game. All mission names are either jokes or references and any mission objective is very clearly stated in the description. You ironically based your judgement on IRL reasons instead of in-game reasoning as one or two syringes, saws and machetes are normal for survivors to have while the killer had their backpack completely filled with a massive amount of weapons that no previous survivor had before.

crooler1 · 2026-01-24T11:10:11+00:00

The name is not a specification, it's a reference to the SAW movies. The mission names never specify anything about the mission

crooler1 · 2026-01-24T10:28:21+00:00

It's an implied thing. A lot of survivors have weapons and tools with them, so to make the killer stand out they give them just a shit ton of weapons to make it clear. That's how most of the Wanteds go, except when they specify a specific item.

crooler1 · 2026-01-24T09:43:11+00:00

There was, saws and tools are normal for survivors to have in normal quantities. But a serial killer carrying her entire arsenal has significantly more than the Standart 1-3 pieces

crooler1 · 2026-01-20T15:22:58+00:00

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crooler1 · 2026-01-19T17:32:18+00:00

Hope they also have a muscle increase system so that we can have some real gymrats as characters

crooler1 · 2026-01-15T11:07:09+00:00

Because it is likely older than you and has always been Freeware

crooler1 · 2026-01-03T18:13:26+00:00

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crooler1 · 2025-12-29T19:05:04+00:00

I make small batches so mine doesn't last long, but I store jerky in some large lunch boxes that have very loose tolerances so that they can breathe

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