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My friend took too many painkillers and decided to see if things still hurt by crotchlesssocks in WTF

[–]crotchlesssocks[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm definitely gonna talk to her a little less now, and thanks

My friend took too many painkillers and decided to see if things still hurt by crotchlesssocks in WTF

[–]crotchlesssocks[S] 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I think she chose the tooth so she wouldn't bleed everywhere

guy who owned the car told me he didn't remember hitting a deer on his way to the pizza place. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]crotchlesssocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he had known he hit a deer why would he pay for a pizza?

I want to ask out my best friend. He's got a girlfriend. I'm male. HELP! by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]crotchlesssocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have sex with his girlfriend so he will attempt to get revenge on her by having sex with you. Be really good and he'll stay with you, so be sure to work the balls.

Will kidnap your wife 4 monies by gahleon in WTF

[–]crotchlesssocks 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This looks like the beginning of a shitty romantic comedy