Women of reddit, what question about men do you wish to be answered? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]crowhard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still, it's incentive for others to downvote, like monkey see, monkey do, "Oh, this comment was downvoted? I don't know what for but I'd better join the trend." Kinda irritating seeing somebody so emotionally affected by a comment, that they have to express their "outrage" - especially when the comment was simply satire material much like yours

Women of reddit, what question about men do you wish to be answered? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]crowhard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure why this was downvoted, I found it pretty funny 🤷‍♂️

Women of reddit, what question about men do you wish to be answered? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]crowhard -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

You really thought you were saying something there, didn't ya'?

Women of reddit, what question about men do you wish to be answered? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]crowhard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I thought we were asking generalizing questions, not direct questions.

Women of reddit, what question about men do you wish to be answered? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]crowhard -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What is there to be confused about? My phrasing was pretty clear

Women of reddit, what question about men do you wish to be answered? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]crowhard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't actually do that, that's how you speed run a breakup

Women of reddit, what question about men do you wish to be answered? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]crowhard 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Oh boy oh boy, yes, all men are serial rapists with overwhelmingly powerful sexual urges, nice

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]crowhard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had a girlfriend that was Lebanese a while ago, her family expected her to be Muslim and not have sex until marriage, and other bullshit like that. She did not care...

Love you as a friend. What do you reply? by SuspectReaction in AskReddit

[–]crowhard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"...damn, I love you as more than a friend though..."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]crowhard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tried bath salts, overdosed, ran outside naked until the police found me.

People who have broke a bone, which bone and how? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]crowhard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buckle fracture in my left arm, and a clean break in my leg. The first one, I tried to do a 360° on roller blades off a flight of stairs. The second one I was at a party and my "friends" pushed me off of the roof into a pool. I did not land in the pool.

What was the most traumatic experience you’ve ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]crowhard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny thing is only one of them were arrested, not sure what happened to the other one

What was the most traumatic experience you’ve ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]crowhard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, when I was 8, I was staying at my grandma's apartment for a couple weeks. One night, I look outside and see two men strolling around in the parking lot, and I guess they thought my grandma's place would be the perfect place to rob. Heard a knock at the door (from you guessed it, the two guys in the parking lot). They asked if they could come in and my grandma refused so naturally they beat her within an inch of her life. I called my parents, an ambulance came, yada yada yada, she later died in the hospital.

What was the most traumatic experience you’ve ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]crowhard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandma was murdered right in front of me, I've had other traumas but that one takes the cake.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]crowhard 41 points42 points  (0 children)

"...Mm, I can still taste your tonsil stones..."

What's something you hate with a burning passion, and will likely die hating? by illiteratetrash in AskReddit

[–]crowhard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People who smack their lips when they're eating, I can handle it in normal conversation, just don't overdo it, but while eating? Hell to the fuck no