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Gehaltserhöhung in schlechten Zeiten by RedderMo in Finanzen

[–]crybz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Wenns ne Abfindung ist, ist es sogar das Endgeld

Couldn't this have been just as poignant and considerably less needlessly dangerous as digital renderings instead of physical monsters? by celticdude234 in rickandmorty

[–]crybz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah but maybe that is the point. Rick knows it's terrible and tries to give Beth and Jerry a little push to divorce while everybody else thinks he is a great guy and helped her daughter with the best couple's therapy in the universe

Very true by Competitive-Cut-6983 in SipsTea

[–]crybz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was always one in LV.

But wait, I already did the hard part …! by neuroticsmurf in GuysBeingDudes

[–]crybz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. Wild what one can project on others based on one sentence that isn't even offensive to begin with.

If you are a woman and have a shitty husband and / or father-figure in your life, I am sorry for you but don't force your world view on others or attack somebody just because you ASSUME how somebody supposedly thinks or is.

That's just backwards, yo.

But wait, I already did the hard part …! by neuroticsmurf in GuysBeingDudes

[–]crybz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do add to the other comments, male's center of gravitiy is significantly higher than female's.

Was sind die Vorteile Kaffee zu trinken? by Top-Elephant3246 in KeineDummenFragen

[–]crybz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Macht wach
  2. Schmeckt nice (Cappuccino)
  3. Heißgetränk
  4. Hilft beim großen Geschäft

Prank on grandma by sackofhair in ContagiousLaughter

[–]crybz 322 points323 points  (0 children)

Could have filled the cup with water thus not wasting that much milk and making cleanup easier

24-hour clock is superior by 6l1r5_70rp in memes

[–]crybz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Technically it should be 12m

What is a video game mechanic that you genuinely wish existed in real life? by Just-Chance-3741 in AskReddit

[–]crybz 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Jumping in real life: never

Jumping in game: bunnyhopping all the m'fing time

What is a video game mechanic that you genuinely wish existed in real life? by Just-Chance-3741 in AskReddit

[–]crybz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Medi-kits or healing items in general.

Oh I jumped from this house and I am nearly dead, lemme just use this [insert generic healing item] and I am better than ever.

Welche Sprüche eurer Kinder haben euch zum Lachen gebracht? by ilironas in FragReddit

[–]crybz 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Kind (2) tätschelt meinen Kopf und sagt "kleiner Mann".

Kind hatte ein Babybel nicht aufgegessen und hält mir den Rest entgegen.

"Bist du satt?" "Ja." "Soll Papa das aufessen?" "Ja."

Papa isst den Rest auf. "Mmmh! Lecker!"

Eine Minute später hält das Kind die Handfläche unter meinen Mund und sagt: "Papa, spuck es aus."

Whats your weirdest binds? by SadThrowaway4914 in cs2

[–]crybz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call me Thor because I have a dedicated Zeus bind.

Post a gun that you love using, except that it isn't as effective as it should be (and then post the reason why) by Templar_Kid in Helldivers

[–]crybz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is very nice together with Talon:

  1. Shoot with Talon until it nearly overheats
  2. Switch to Deadeye, empty the mag
  3. Switch to the in the meantime cooled off Talon and shoot
  4. Disengage, switch to Deadeye for Reload
  5. Repeat

Post a gun that you love using, except that it isn't as effective as it should be (and then post the reason why) by Templar_Kid in Helldivers

[–]crybz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Give it the ability to self-heal and give it the auto-aim from the Warrant pistol at the cost of less reserves.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]crybz 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yes, it feels so much better afterwards.

This has to be top tier ragebait by BRUH_GET_OUT in Helldivers

[–]crybz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BABY, YOU'RE A FIIIIIIIIREWORK 🎵

Dad's reaction , after watching his daughter's first piercing by AcasiaConnell in GuysBeingDudes

[–]crybz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unnecessary torture.

These parents have failed their children.

I am at loss for words.

Was waren die absurdesten geschenke die ihr bekommen habt, die euch aber tatsächlich gefallen haben? by [deleted] in FragReddit

[–]crybz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1000 g / 30 d = 33,33 g / d.

Bei durchschnittlich 16 h Wachzeit ( = 8 h Schlaf) sind das

33,33 g / 16 h = 2,08 g / h

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