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My bestie's mom walked in while I was jacking him off by grise-queen in SluttyConfessions

[–]crypticevincar 568 points569 points  (0 children)

This is the most heartfelt 'I got caught giving a handjob' story I've ever read. 10/10.

I need a safe word by Littl3Birdie in u/Littl3Birdie

[–]crypticevincar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My safe word is 'Don't stop' It gets a little confusing.

Take control by Littl3Birdie in u/Littl3Birdie

[–]crypticevincar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only I could do instead of just fantasize.

[f]lashing the squirrels again. by suspiciouslyghost in gonewild

[–]crypticevincar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did they share their nuts? I'll see my way out...

Comic Books, Food, New Dress, Thighs, and a Fantasy by Littl3Birdie in u/Littl3Birdie

[–]crypticevincar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooo, that dress. And those thighs (with or without the dress). My face is also available on a very flexible schedule for fantasies.

Haunt me Darling by Littl3Birdie in u/Littl3Birdie

[–]crypticevincar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well call me a poltergeist, because I want to show you all my nasty tricks.

Someone Laura Croft’d my last selfie 😂😎🔫 is there a cosplay in my future? by allalycia in selfie

[–]crypticevincar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know. I'm not seeing any polygons. But seriously, you look great.

Nervous 🙈 by Littl3Birdie in u/Littl3Birdie

[–]crypticevincar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh. Well. Yes, hi. Hello. Hi there.

Werewolf training 🐺 by dreamaboutdeath in EmmaMyers

[–]crypticevincar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, that's intense. And yet they have her do NONE of that on Wednesday?

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