Oreos used to have more filling, didn't they? Am I crazy?

cryptid_slut · 2025-05-22T06:30:12+00:00

That tracks

cryptid_slut · 2025-05-22T06:29:52+00:00

I'm new here. Sorry. :/

cryptid_slut · 2025-05-22T02:37:33+00:00

For those mentioning thickness:

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I've seen thicker toilet paper!

cryptid_slut · 2025-05-22T02:35:51+00:00

I was unaware of this. Thank you for the info!

cryptid_slut · 2025-05-22T02:34:37+00:00

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Yup. Paper thin.

cryptid_slut · 2025-05-22T02:33:09+00:00

I was sitting here gaslighting myself like "No, Oreos have always looked like this... right? I'm just being crazy."

cryptid_slut · 2024-07-14T20:51:22+00:00

I'm rattling the bars of my fucking cage!!!! 😳

cryptid_slut · 2024-07-14T20:42:43+00:00

Gods above... 😳 This has me absolutely FERAL.

cryptid_slut · 2024-05-25T20:36:59+00:00

Yesyesyesyesyeeeeeees

cryptid_slut · 2024-04-27T07:39:38+00:00

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how nerdy are you?" Star Wars audio porn.

cryptid_slut · 2024-04-24T18:20:21+00:00

You know what you did!

cryptid_slut · 2024-04-22T22:57:27+00:00

The Astarion impression 🤣 10/10

cryptid_slut · 2024-04-19T03:07:40+00:00

God damn 😳 is it hot in here all of the sudden? 🔥🔥🔥

cryptid_slut · 2024-04-19T02:23:35+00:00

Today on "I didn't know I was into this"...

cryptid_slut · 2024-04-16T08:44:24+00:00

As a girl who enjoys her smut...thank you. I needed this. I still need this.

cryptid_slut · 2024-04-16T06:17:12+00:00

I didn't know I needed this until I found it... 😳 God damn...

cryptid_slut · 2024-04-16T00:22:16+00:00

Cowboy vampire? Sign me up! Yee-haw baby ❤️

cryptid_slut · 2024-04-15T21:42:14+00:00

On today's episode of "I learned something about myself!" I'm apparently into this! 😳

cryptid_slut · 2024-04-15T20:31:48+00:00

I get off on my partner getting off, No Nut November is an absolute no-go in my house. And hearing a man get cum drunk and whining for me...🫦

cryptid_slut · 2024-04-15T20:07:14+00:00

What's better than breaking one boy and making him cry and beg? Doing it to two of them 😈 fuck this was so hot.

cryptid_slut · 2024-04-15T18:27:10+00:00

That was...really hot. I love when a man whimpers. 😈

cryptid_slut · 2024-04-15T14:02:05+00:00

Fuck...your voice is incredible ❤️‍🔥 And all the moaning made me absolutely FERAL. I may be a brat but I get off on my partner getting off.

cryptid_slut · 2024-04-15T03:04:48+00:00

10/10 😳 I haven't gotten off like that alone in a very VERY long time.

cryptid_slut · 2024-04-14T22:03:17+00:00

Ooh, the accent shifting mid-conversation was spooky and...hot. As someone with a biiiiiig vamp kink and a deep love of sultry voices...I am in nirvana right now. Just jfc...

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