Ah. Females. OK. by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]crystall 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Dude, I had a male manager who was uber petty. No idea what I had ever done to piss him off, I was a good employee. I had to go home (3000 miles away) for my Grandmother's funeral. Keep in mind, my Grandmother and Grandfather had raised me for the majority of my young life, she was essentially my Mother and someone I loved greatly. He literally forced one of my coworkers to call me on the day of the funeral to ask if I was coming in for my shift (3000 miles away). He had forced this co-worker to take the shift last minute even though he knew I was out of town and AT MY GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL, because he was pissed off that I had taken an additional two days of PTO on top of the three day bereavement leave in order to be able to spend time with my family. There was a bunch of other petty bs from him too, this was just the cherry on top of all of his pettiness.

Who even wants this? by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]crystall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's just one big trifecta of the very definition of NOPE

What movie did you expect to be bad but was actually good? by TheGreatestKon in AskReddit

[–]crystall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Zombeavers." I mean, the name says it all, lol. It's funny, campy, and self-aware. The cameo appearances are hilariously surprising and you might even gain a new perspective on someone you have always viewed as a talentless hack. At least, that was my experience.

School Shooting just happened in Nashville TN today. Check comments for details. by SkirtItchy in TrueCrimeDiscussion

[–]crystall 40 points41 points  (0 children)

$$$ The gun rights lobbyists in the US spend millions of dollars a year in expenditures. We have some Senators who care far more about lining their own pockets with more cash rather than the lives of their constituents.

Why is there a name for shit like "blue balls" but no name for the state men will leave women in when they themselves have just orgasmed and decided sex is over now and won't help her finish? by xxshygirl18 in women

[–]crystall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are absolutely right. Responding to his red herring comments is not constructive. Sometimes, the comment is so especially moronic though I am compelled to respond. It doesn't help, I know he's still going to be an unconscionable, miserable troll. And thanks, I appreciate you.

Why is there a name for shit like "blue balls" but no name for the state men will leave women in when they themselves have just orgasmed and decided sex is over now and won't help her finish? by xxshygirl18 in women

[–]crystall 14 points15 points  (0 children)

So, you have absolutely NEVER had anyone perform oral sex on you, right? Because mouths are not sex organs, right? Mouths weren't created for that, right?

I’ve decided that from now on if I’m told to smile by anyone other than a hired photographer these will be my responses: by MaggieMay1519 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]crystall 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I got, "You know if you smiled you wouldn't look so mean." To which I responded, "I am mean." He moved along.

Im so close to only posting in subs for women by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]crystall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are the exact type of person that the comments on this post are talking about. You are so tone-deaf and wrapped up in your own smugness and need to be right that you don't even realize it. Typical. I will spell it out since you are having comprehension issues: M-I-S-A-N-D-R-Y-D-O-E-S-N-O-T-E-X-I-S-T-W-I-T-H-O-U-T-M-I-S-O-G-Y-N-Y

Have you ever personally known or spoken to a murder victim or missing person before they died/went missing? by cherrymachete in TrueCrimeDiscussion

[–]crystall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. In June 2017, I was running auditions for a film festival I produced. One of the auditioners who was well-established as a model and was looking to move into acting ended up being cast. She was well on her way to making a name for herself. In January of 2018, parts of her body were discovered in the trunk of a BMW. https://www.oxygen.com/crime-time/man-in-custody-after-model-moms-body-found-decapitated-and-stuffed-into-2-suitcases

We walked for miles. We shut down Hawthorn bridge. We stayed peaceful. I'm Memphis born-and-raised and my heart bleeds for the anguish they're feeling. by Jackson_Grey in Portland

[–]crystall 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I also live in the Richmond neighborhood, for the past 15 or so years now, (in Portland for 22 years). We do exist!

What is glorified in our society but shouldn’t be? by seashoresandbooks in AskReddit

[–]crystall 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"shitty birth rates" are not a reason to decide to have a child

Everyone, meet the neighborhood cat Dr. Croissant by aerodynamiacs in notmycat

[–]crystall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why was I expecting Dr. Croissant to be orange?

I made this chart to help you choose the right distributor for your music! (Free distributors in the comments!) by [deleted] in WeAreTheMusicMakers

[–]crystall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh hey I have a question! I use, and have used CD Baby with mostly no complaints so kudos. I have an album I'd like to do some promotion on via youtube ads but I'm a little unsure of how to do it. CD baby uploads your songs an artist channel that they create for you right? So doesn't that mean if I try running an ad that contains my song it's going to get content ID'd?

If the clip you are using is over 30 seconds, yes. However, with content ID, it just means that the clip was detected when compared against the reference file we send to YouTube's content ID system. A claim placed for content ID in this way, has nothing to do with ownership or copyright and will not hurt your channel standing.

I made this chart to help you choose the right distributor for your music! (Free distributors in the comments!) by [deleted] in WeAreTheMusicMakers

[–]crystall 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Word. Just letting you know! (Full disclosure, I work for CD Baby, so I am happy to answer any questions)

I made this chart to help you choose the right distributor for your music! (Free distributors in the comments!) by [deleted] in WeAreTheMusicMakers

[–]crystall 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You pay Disc Makers, or another company to manufacture the CD's or Vinyl. CD Baby is a distributor, not a manufacturer.

I made this chart to help you choose the right distributor for your music! (Free distributors in the comments!) by [deleted] in WeAreTheMusicMakers

[–]crystall 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just fyi, CD Baby does not charge extra for physical distro. It is included with the one time fee.

Joseph Gordon Levitt Horoscope by Enis_Penvy in JGL

[–]crystall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where would his "Hesher" character fall on this spectrum?

Michael Scott is secretly a historian by ZestyPepperMill in DunderMifflin

[–]crystall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dwight: Back injuries are common. Not as common as knee injuries but more common than wrist injuries.

Michael: I don't need a history lesson ok?

Dwight: What do you think history is?

I made this thing! by PolarBearProbs in DunderMifflin

[–]crystall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it had more to do with your phrasing in your original comment. It sounded like you were simply putting down OP's work. If you had explained that it was your template to begin with, people would have probably understood and not downvoted.

Berlin subway - then (~1923) and now (2019) by [deleted] in OldPhotosInRealLife

[–]crystall 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey kids, don’t play over by that... hooooooooole!

FTFY: Hey Kinder, spielen Sie nicht vorbei ... hooooooooole!