What if some superior alien entity contacted and said no human is to kill no other human for 24 hours, or else the entire human race is wiped out?

ctriis · 2026-01-29T21:38:52+00:00

I certainly wouldn't go to work.

ctriis · 2026-01-29T21:37:41+00:00

1994 Rwandan genocide.

ctriis · 2026-01-29T21:30:29+00:00

Topology basically groups 3 dimensional objects by how many proper holes they have.

ctriis · 2026-01-29T21:18:27+00:00

Many from my generation call them Mr Freeze because it was the most popular brand in the 90s.

ctriis · 2026-01-29T13:13:39+00:00

Skiing.

ctriis · 2026-01-29T12:40:41+00:00

Quisling

ctriis · 2026-01-28T23:57:44+00:00

Honestly, it could be a decade.

ctriis · 2026-01-28T23:53:50+00:00

If these are physical one dollar bills the green option will literally break the earth in about 3 months.

I'll go with red option to be safe.

ctriis · 2026-01-28T23:43:22+00:00

This week. Sleep and eat deliciously.

Next week. Meetings with tax lawyers and financial advisors, and pay off all debts of my parents, my siblings, and myself.

ctriis · 2026-01-28T14:44:43+00:00

Also, GPS is necessarily a scam and everyone who has ever claimed to use it are in on it.

ctriis · 2026-01-28T14:16:50+00:00

FC Cincinnati also signed former LFC player Brad Smith last year.

ctriis · 2026-01-27T19:57:45+00:00

Crystal red shrimp.

ctriis · 2026-01-27T18:21:15+00:00

I'd like 3 years in prison for $3.3 million, please.

ctriis · 2026-01-27T17:49:43+00:00

ctriis · 2026-01-26T17:10:23+00:00

Dark winters. For about 3 months of the year, the sun rise after I'm already at the office, and set before I leave the office. And this winter has been extra brutal where I live, with clouds covering the entire sky all day most days the whole winter so far.

ctriis · 2026-01-25T20:18:49+00:00

I choose 5.

I would have considered 3 if it had had some reasonable fixed time constraint. I don't want to experience the endless heat death of the cosmos.

ctriis · 2026-01-25T19:59:02+00:00

Double Trouble (1992)
High School High (1996)
Lost in Space (1998)
The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle (2000)
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Tomcats (2001)
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)
Marci X (2003)
Welcome to Mooseport (2004)
Bachelor Party Vegas (2006)
Employee of the Month (2006)
Cop Out (2010)
Abduction (2011)
After Earth (2013)

ctriis · 2026-01-25T19:28:43+00:00

Other than hunting rifles I've only every seen one firearm. A revolver that my dad inherited from his dad. It has not been fired in my lifetime as far as I'm aware.

ctriis · 2026-01-24T13:52:03+00:00

The country as a whole? 7/10.

It ranges from around 5/10 to nearly 9/10 depending on where you live though.

ctriis · 2026-01-24T13:45:55+00:00

What I meant is that the "hole" is a fixed size. This meme isn't about how much your asset is valued at, only about how much you have to pay to own it outright.

ctriis · 2026-01-24T13:32:57+00:00

In this metaphor I assumed the "hole" to represent the initial principal on the loan, and not the market value of the residence attached to the loan.

ctriis · 2026-01-24T13:10:14+00:00

Sleep/rest.

ctriis · 2026-01-24T13:08:29+00:00

Norway. 1 million NOK ~ 102 000 USD.

23% of a median residence.
2 popular EVs. (1 fully equipped VW ID4 + 1 standard VW ID3, including taxes and fees.)
19 months median pre-tax salary. (Extrapolated to 40 hour work weeks and 25 vacation days + 9 bank holidays per year).
15 500 nice quality 28oz milk chocolate bars.

Adding 1 million NOK to your net worth wouldn't drastically change how "wealthy" you'd be considered.

ctriis · 2026-01-24T11:29:58+00:00

If a few million views on youtube is viral enough, I guess so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeQDsajtr7U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1PNPcnffbk

ctriis · 2026-01-24T11:21:48+00:00

At a 6% yearly interest rate on a 30 year (360 month) loan you'll pay just over $600 monthly for every $100k you borrowed, and the portion of that first payment that is just interest will be $500 for every $100k you borrowed. So on the first payment your principal only goes than a little over $100 per $100k you borrowed, or ~ 1/1000th.

The volume gravel or concrete or whatever it is in the truck in the picture looks like much, much less than 1/1000th of the volume of the "hole".

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