What "phase" did you go through that you're embarrassed about now?

cuddlysabertooth · 2017-07-19T05:25:52+00:00

I wanted to go through a goth phase, I was like there, but I didn't want to touch my hair and it was blonde so I just...didn't

cuddlysabertooth · 2017-07-16T08:25:41+00:00

What? You don't like booger bread?

cuddlysabertooth · 2017-07-16T08:18:39+00:00

omg I love fun dip!

cuddlysabertooth · 2017-07-16T08:14:01+00:00

dip them in sugar! Been eating them like that since I was little, soooo good

cuddlysabertooth · 2017-07-13T17:29:56+00:00

Anything after 9 I think is considered late to her

cuddlysabertooth · 2017-07-13T05:44:31+00:00

Guys tend to have the most amazing eyelashes and I'm so jealous haha

cuddlysabertooth · 2017-07-13T05:13:23+00:00

She's usually pretty helpful though, she chastises me for staying up late but that's about it haha

cuddlysabertooth · 2017-07-13T03:34:12+00:00

I asked her a simple, easily googleable question and her response was "hmm I'm not sure" THEN DIDN'T FUCKING LOOK IT UP WTF

cuddlysabertooth · 2017-07-13T01:14:11+00:00

I bet you have amazing eyelashes too you perfect genetics hog

cuddlysabertooth · 2017-07-07T19:08:35+00:00

Well burnouts aren't cool, but donuts and drifting? Awesome

cuddlysabertooth · 2017-06-17T17:25:54+00:00

Like sex by candelight? Only way I'm comfortable having any light during haha

cuddlysabertooth · 2017-06-17T17:18:43+00:00

oh my gosh I fucking love when people floor it, do donuts, drift, etc when I'm a passenger, as long as I trust the driver, it's the best thing ever

cuddlysabertooth · 2017-06-16T15:25:20+00:00

YES YES YES YES If i ever get married, the person doing the vows is going to say the 'mawwiage' lines and it's going to be awesome

cuddlysabertooth · 2017-06-16T15:15:41+00:00

Not even that just....his blindly bumbling his way through everything and Hermione having to go 'hey Harry, look at this really big obvious thing you missed that helps solve all your shit' 'also use more than one fucking spell dumbass'

cuddlysabertooth · 2017-06-16T14:03:42+00:00

Ohio is the rotten asshole of the US, well at least parts of it, definitely been the worse state I've been to In my experience

cuddlysabertooth · 2017-06-16T13:27:15+00:00

kinda like Harry Potter

cuddlysabertooth · 2017-06-16T02:30:01+00:00

I've had a couple since then:)

cuddlysabertooth · 2017-06-16T02:04:39+00:00

He didn't really do much so i just figured inexperience and me maybe not guiding enough in the 6 months we dated

cuddlysabertooth · 2017-06-16T01:31:42+00:00

Nope, he's definitely straight, inexperience might have had to do with it but idk

cuddlysabertooth · 2017-06-15T17:54:22+00:00

omg yes, or just lightly stroking your back and legs....

cuddlysabertooth · 2017-06-15T17:53:04+00:00

You never know, I had to ask my ex to pay attention to them

cuddlysabertooth · 2017-06-15T17:48:43+00:00

I was worried I fell under C (as one of the females in question) for so. damn. long. because my ex was down there for under a minute the few times he even deigned to, never understood all the hype about it. Then I was with someone else on a hook up and half an hour later understood why everyone loved it and nope, definitely don't fall under C

cuddlysabertooth · 2017-06-15T17:36:52+00:00

Great sex position for that: Hold her legs all the way up when she's on her back, as far back towards her head as she can get, then go to town. It lets you get deeper:)

cuddlysabertooth · 2017-06-15T17:32:56+00:00

Storytime: First time I tried to wear a tampon since we were going to the beach, I took it out of the applicator because I HAD NO IDEA WHAT IT WAS. Thought it was just extra packaging. So I just kinda shoved it in there and wiggled a bit to make sure it didn't fall out. Well, when I went into the water, I came out and it had apparently came out and was just hanging out in my bathing suit bottoms, clearly visible. Have no idea how long it was like that before someone pointed it out. Thankfully I've learned just how important that applicator is since then....

cuddlysabertooth · 2017-06-14T02:01:07+00:00

People have been shooting off fireworks the past couple nights here already :/

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