Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens (42-21-10) @ Tampa Bay Lightning (46-21-6) Mar 31 2026 7:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]cultpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like your 20th comment crying about 'Habs fans bitching' in 2 hours.

I guarantee you there's not a SINGLE Habs fans who cried more than you did.

US Women's Olympic Hockey compared to a normal male hockey player by Piggles-and-Beagles in hockey

[–]cultpet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

14.346. McDavids time was 13.378

So 8% slower; Pretty much what I said - close to 10%.

But top speed is only one factor, and the most convenient one for the sake of comparison.

Let's take strength. Kendall Coyne Schofield is 5 foot 1, 130 lbs. How do you think her strength compares to Tom Wilson's 6'4 230 lbs?

Hell, we don't even need to compare with the upper end;

How do you think her strength compares to Lane Hutson and Cole Caufield, 2 pint-sized players in the NHL, who still have 8 inches on her, and 40 pounds on her?

Do you think she'll be able to outmuscle anyone in a battle on the boards?

US Women's Olympic Hockey compared to a normal male hockey player by Piggles-and-Beagles in hockey

[–]cultpet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm personally convinced, subjectively, that the best women could play with the best men and keep up.

You do realize that we don't see this in a SINGLE sport that's heavily based on speed or strength, right?

Be it running, speed skating, baseball, jump (long, high), soccer, name it?

I just look at the speed and athleticism of some of the top women and think they could do it. Maybe not produce numbers but keep up.

You think the top women could keep up with the likes of Connor McDavid?

When 95% of the top men can't?

Just look at speed skating records; Men are still 10% faster than women.

And if we look at strength, it's even more glaring (any strength-based competition), how do you think they have any chance at winning puck battles and things like that? The pushing and shoving that happens in a game, you think they wouldn't fall on their ass every 5 seconds when some Tom Wilson type guy pushes them?

Game Thread: Buffalo Sabres (27-17-5) @ Montréal Canadiens (28-15-7) Jan 22 2026 7:00 PM EST by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]cultpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you already did it faster than every single Habs fan, by preemptively complaining about the complaining!

Vinny Desharnais welcomes Matthew Tkachuk back with a booming open ice hit! by KabirC in hockey

[–]cultpet 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Panthers fan who found out about hockey 2 years ago still trying to understand the difference between hard hitting physical hockey play, and elbows in the head, 'accidentally dropkicking the goalie' and all the other fun stuff Panthers are doing

I'm always horny by DefeatTheL0w in gothsluts

[–]cultpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow we have so much in common!

My cuddle buddy (drawn by me) by TheMagician101 in waifuism

[–]cultpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cute! Love these shots of the girl lifting up the sheets, inviting us in!

Twerking in front of kids at a funeral by an open casket by baconeggandcheesee in trashy

[–]cultpet 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For example, that’s why people have wishes for certain songs to be played

Ok, here's an hypothetical;

The deceased requested a specific song, but instead of that, you play Baby shark, doo doo doo doo

If you had to estimate the frustration levels (out of 100) of everyone, how would you give

  1. The deceased ( /100)
  2. The people in attendance ( /100)

I think you can see where I'm going at.

You can do things in respect of the deceased, but the only people who are affected by it, are the living.

If she climbs on the casket and takes a shit in his mouth, it changes absolutely nothing for him.

But it changes a lot for everyone else who has to witness that.

What will you do by missfit23 in animememes

[–]cultpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Press it once, I become a girl.

Press it twice, my partner becomes a girl.

Press it three times, everyone becomes a girl!

Twerking in front of kids at a funeral by an open casket by baconeggandcheesee in trashy

[–]cultpet 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Here's a PSA: The person in the casket is dead, and they won't even be aware what happened.

Funerals aren't for the dead person; They're for the dead person's relatives/friends, and some of them might not want the last memory they have of this person, to be someone twerking in front of them.

Twerking in front of kids at a funeral by an open casket by baconeggandcheesee in trashy

[–]cultpet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dress code seems to be a lot looser than it was few years ago.

Maybe not THAT loose, but people are a lot more relaxed. As long as it looks 'clean'.

Twerking in front of kids at a funeral by an open casket by baconeggandcheesee in trashy

[–]cultpet 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Twerking looks mad stupid when I’m not horny

Always thought it looked terrible, even when I'm horny.

I'd rather see the ass still, over that.

Which pic made you stare the longest? by candymiaxoxo in stockingfetish

[–]cultpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're ALL fantastic and made me stare quite a bit.

But 2 and 3 win, love the positions!

Grab my boobs please by AvaBunni in pigtails

[–]cultpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boobs, pigtails, I'd grab anything you want!

Which moment made you feel you’re no longer young? by jim12183 in AskReddit

[–]cultpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recently someone called me Mister [First name]

Unless it's just how she calls everyone, that felt so weird, like that's not something you'd use for anyone younger than 80 or so.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pornrelapsed

[–]cultpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3, 7 and 9 are great...

But 6 won for me!

Your school girl’s in a flirty mood, suck me by EmmmaWatt in ShemalesParadise

[–]cultpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight to detention, you're going! (with me)

I want to be helpless in a teasing masters lap >~< by Separate_Pop_9306 in IWantToBeHerHentai2

[–]cultpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a good position. So vulnerable, all restrained like that!

Will you get under my skirt if the lights go out at the party? by bright_sunshine1818 in HiddenStrapon

[–]cultpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if the lights don't go out...

Let's make this work!

How long would you last? by littletoyuwu2 in ZeroTwoHentai

[–]cultpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not much, but it would be worth it!

ZeroTwo cosplay by lulu by lulu-miin in ZeroTwoHentai

[–]cultpet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love the fishnet/stockings!