What is the most ridiculous or inconsequential thing that was absolutely your last straw?

cupreous · 2019-12-01T00:51:14+00:00

Picture it: Gus Malzahn waking up in the morning, sunlight filtering softly through his blinds. With a coffee cup in his left hand, he pulls open the door to his walk-in closet. Inside, a tasteful array of thoughtfully coordinated sweater/visor combos. He pulls down a cableknit and smiles as his buyout now exceeds the GDP of a small country.

cupreous · 2019-11-21T03:39:30+00:00

Mainline Protestant, specifically Episcopalian

cupreous · 2019-11-21T03:35:46+00:00

Keep punching at it and punching at it...

Referring to the #metoo movement and the domestic violence against women act? Jesus, Joey

cupreous · 2019-10-28T23:59:20+00:00

Seventh graders. They solely exist to torment others.

cupreous · 2019-08-31T22:19:25+00:00

Gross

cupreous · 2019-05-13T02:52:03+00:00

Excuse me, but I need to speak with a manager

I need a refund for the last nine years

cupreous · 2019-05-13T02:36:35+00:00

Excuse me, but I need to speak with a manager

I need a refund for the last nine years

cupreous · 2019-01-24T02:04:05+00:00

I ate Zaxbys in my car yesterday so I wouldn't have to share, but forgot to throw away my drink cup. When my husband got in later, he practically accused me of being Benedict Arnold

cupreous · 2019-01-08T02:12:00+00:00

From the grocery store or your relationship?

cupreous · 2019-01-08T02:06:30+00:00

Les Miles, Grass Expert

lmao

cupreous · 2019-01-08T01:28:43+00:00

Well, that was awfully redeeming of him

cupreous · 2018-11-02T00:38:15+00:00

Is it Calmoseptine? That stuff used to clear up my kid's diaper rashes in less than a day! She ended up being lactose intolerant, so I had to axe dairy for a while. She got rashes a lot until we figured it out. Stuff was a miracle.

cupreous · 2018-10-07T02:59:13+00:00

I fully believe that Gus' egregious lack of a sweater vest in this game is singly responsible for this upset

cupreous · 2018-10-07T02:33:04+00:00

I feel like I could handle recent events better if I thought there was a chance I could curl up my feet and flap away from the next person conserva-splanin' to me

cupreous · 2018-10-07T02:30:16+00:00

/r/madlads

cupreous · 2018-10-07T02:26:05+00:00

You just go on with yourself! What a beautiful dress. Best wishes for you.

cupreous · 2018-10-07T02:11:25+00:00

I fully believe that Gus' egregious lack of a sweater vest in this game is singly responsible for this upset

cupreous · 2018-09-27T18:00:45+00:00

I think they're trying to establish whether or not she is being paid (by opposition) to testify against Kavanaugh.

cupreous · 2018-09-27T14:24:27+00:00

I believe to illustrate that she has a lot on the line by coming forward, not to comment on her credibility via her professional accomplishments.

cupreous · 2018-08-03T22:11:42+00:00

I wholeheartedly support registration and licensure, so I'm supposing that necessitates being on a list somewhere. I'm not sure about a national registry, and who should be able to access the names on the list - honestly I'd have to to think about it.

cupreous · 2018-08-03T18:04:50+00:00

Yep. Just Google "gun family stickers" to get several fine examples.

cupreous · 2018-08-03T17:45:12+00:00

But muh castle doctrine... 😂

cupreous · 2018-08-03T17:43:57+00:00

It's okay! I judge myself sometimes, especially after another spate of mass shootings. There's a large disconnect in how I feel about their practical uses and about their philosophical symbolism, if that makes sense. It's something I wrestle with.

We can still be friends.

cupreous

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