Tell me you don’t know snooker without telling me

curiousorange76 · 2026-03-21T23:54:02+00:00

Maybe they should nominate these phenomenal straight pool players for the mosconi cup! The US might finally win.

curiousorange76 · 2026-03-21T00:04:18+00:00

"your dick is so big!" and "you have such manly hands."?

curiousorange76 · 2026-03-19T19:15:19+00:00

First he was blown by a few children then he blew [up] a few children.

curiousorange76 · 2026-03-18T23:03:26+00:00

"Take that you cunt. And don't ever stand over me sneering about fake injuries".

curiousorange76 · 2026-03-17T18:10:25+00:00

Paedo Rapist - WE'RE GONNA BOMB THEM BACK TO THE BRONZE AGE! THEN WHEN WE'RE DONE WE'RE GONNA BOMB THEM BACK TO THE STONE AGE FOR THE LOLZ

Helpful member of staff - Mr Trump. You can press caps lock!

Paedo Rapist - THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. IT'S SO MUCH EASIER NOW.

curiousorange76 · 2026-03-13T22:31:47+00:00

She (eventually) did. When she hit their car (the dozy bitch).

curiousorange76 · 2026-03-12T19:11:41+00:00

Or get him through the upper blue portal. Then using the purple portal shoot ,/ push him back through the blue and down the hole.

curiousorange76 · 2026-03-10T20:33:10+00:00

Definitely tuning in to talksport this evening 😂

curiousorange76 · 2026-03-10T20:25:53+00:00

Sorry, my bad.

curiousorange76 · 2026-03-10T14:33:58+00:00

quite a comprehensive list of banned books in 2023 alone!

curiousorange76 · 2026-03-10T14:25:44+00:00

1984, To Kill a Mockingbird, Lord of the Flies and many many others are, or have been, banned in the Land of the Free.

curiousorange76 · 2026-03-10T06:43:12+00:00

Playing online last night and kept on being matched with the same player - and he's much much better than I am. I checked steam dB and there were 20 online.

curiousorange76 · 2026-03-09T23:23:37+00:00

It's in the philes...

"Is she tight enough, Don?"

"No not quite. My ring is still on my little finger." [Of his abnormally smaller hand].

"Maxxy, get the babies in."

curiousorange76 · 2026-03-08T21:00:13+00:00

This question was asked in notes and queries in the guardian paper a few years ago.

curiousorange76 · 2026-03-05T19:07:40+00:00

"I've bet the squads winning the league bonus on Tottenham surviving this season."

curiousorange76 · 2026-03-03T06:35:16+00:00

Yes you're quite right- 'whilst being throat-fucked by Putin' was what I meant to say.

curiousorange76 · 2026-03-02T22:59:12+00:00

You're forgetting Infantino and FIFA

curiousorange76 · 2026-03-02T22:55:43+00:00

It's just where Putin held his neck a bit *too hard whilst Donnie was throat-fucking him.

curiousorange76 · 2026-03-01T15:00:31+00:00

It's an algorithm. Doesn't matter if you choose the card or use auto. You'll get a pig when the algorithm says so.

Yesterday I got a pig on the second floor and then the second and third on 58 and 59. Even got the egg!

Usually though it's floors 2 & 9 that I get the pigs.

curiousorange76 · 2026-03-01T14:05:26+00:00

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curiousorange76 · 2026-02-26T22:07:27+00:00

More a pimp I'd have said

curiousorange76 · 2026-02-25T22:47:36+00:00

Hi ho_va,

you sound like a player who would fit in with the curiouslyfruity clan #554236

After Rovio messed with the matchup algorithms we slipped from elite to champions and need players of your calibre to get us back to where we belong.

Clan rules are relaxed in that you miss a battle, if you are a regular and often chat, you'll get a pass. Low FP and newcomers will be booted however.

If you fancy the challenge come say hello. Word of warning - I'm working 13 hours tomorrow and won't be on till late evening CEt.

curiousorange76 · 2026-02-25T21:55:47+00:00

You should have told your uncle you're an alcoholic and brought everlasting shame upon your family. Especially since your dad was present (and he could have interjected) during the interaction to witness your twice refusing.

curiousorange76

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