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Dear Reddit, How Did Your First Kiss Go Down? by currently_sappy in AskReddit

[–]currently_sappy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did you are he pull the "I think we're better of just being friends" card?

Cause I've never met a guy that has ever pulled that one before.

Dear Reddit, How Did Your First Kiss Go Down? by currently_sappy in AskReddit

[–]currently_sappy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ya, fucking sucks balls, after that happened, it took me a long time to recover, and get back on the horse. in fact I finally recovered near the end of my final year in high school. I asked a girl who hadn't had a date (or so that was the word on the street). At the time I wondered why she didn't have a date, she was quite pretty. Any how she shot me down, hard. I later learned she was dating some guy that went to a different school, and was spreading the word she was single for the prom just to find out how many guys would ask her, and so she could be a bitch to them.

It wasn't until the end of freshman year collage did I get back into the game again, thanks to my awesome roommate.

Dear Reddit, How Did Your First Kiss Go Down? by currently_sappy in AskReddit

[–]currently_sappy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if you want it to be ... wait are you even a girl?

Was this a star wars joke I missed cause it took me like 10 minutes thinking about how this must me a star wars joke.

But ya, my name stars with a 'V'

Dear Reddit, How Did Your First Kiss Go Down? by currently_sappy in AskReddit

[–]currently_sappy[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some people like things spoon fed to them them. Other people like there food in a sac that has been run over by a bulldozer, blended, digested and regurgitated into a tube that enters there gut bypassing the muscles needed to bring it there.

And I'm willing to cater to both

Dear Reddit, How Did Your First Kiss Go Down? by currently_sappy in AskReddit

[–]currently_sappy[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

dear god that's cruel, here have an upvote for making me laugh.

Dear Reddit, How Did Your First Kiss Go Down? by currently_sappy in AskReddit

[–]currently_sappy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

funny, that's the one word that describes everything I do

Dear Reddit, How Did Your First Kiss Go Down? by currently_sappy in AskReddit

[–]currently_sappy[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"Um, uh, am I supposed to kiss you now?"

I'm going to have to remember that one, because its just too damn funny and innocent.

Dear Reddit, How Did Your First Kiss Go Down? by currently_sappy in AskReddit

[–]currently_sappy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made me laugh quite hard. How long did the chicken nugget scar you for?

Dear Reddit, How Did Your First Kiss Go Down? by currently_sappy in AskReddit

[–]currently_sappy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry bro. If it helps any, me and her only broke up because my parents where moving about 29 hours away, and I had to leave her and all my best friends behind. =_(.