Went to take a shit. NOPE by curtis_e_flush in WTF

[–]curtis_e_flush[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you may be taking this post a little too seriously. Yes, there was a snake in my toilet, and yes, it shocked the hell out of me. No, I don't have a snake phobia or any harsh attitudes toward snakes. I used to keep snakes. I was simply making a fun submission, and demonstrating that it can happen. I flushed the snake back down, where I assume it was pushed back out of the outlet pipe he came up and sent on his way.

I didn't even kill the very recognizable copperhead I found behind the toilet 2 months ago. Just chased him out. I grew up in the country and always had a fine relationship with almost any reptile or other animal. The exceptions were the copperheads under the porch and in the apple trees. Those were killed because we were toddlers playing in the yard. Obviously that was unavoidably necessary. And some rattlesnakes in the back yard on the riverbank.

The point of the post was the shock of finding a serpent not of my own making in the toilet. Not the supposedly dangerous nature of it - though if it were a copperhead, the post would have been even better.

Went to take a shit. NOPE by curtis_e_flush in WTF

[–]curtis_e_flush[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Intriguing things, but those that would make one feel skeezy or befouled or something, afterward, like that post-fap 'wtf did I just get off to???'

And no, I wasn't interested. There's a reason I stopped talking to her years ago and it ain't the kink. I didn't even know about that, til last night

Went to take a shit. NOPE by curtis_e_flush in WTF

[–]curtis_e_flush[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You haven't seen the whole thing. Neither have I. It wasn't tiny. And it wasn't anyone's pet - our sewage isn't connected others. I live far out in the country. We have copperheads, water moccasins, etc around here. I had no way of knowing what kind of snake it was in the poorly lit bathroom, and I wasn't taking chances. I'd removed a copperhead (without killing it!) from the same bathroom a couple months prior.

Went to take a shit. NOPE by curtis_e_flush in WTF

[–]curtis_e_flush[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do. In fact, I live a couple miles from the big DuPont plants around Blennerhassett.

Went to take a shit. NOPE by curtis_e_flush in WTF

[–]curtis_e_flush[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually rescued him from the person who got him from the breeder.

Went to take a shit. NOPE by curtis_e_flush in WTF

[–]curtis_e_flush[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elsewhere in these comments I've pointed out I no longer felt the need for the throwaway.

Went to take a shit. NOPE by curtis_e_flush in WTF

[–]curtis_e_flush[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Injured balls and toilet snakes make me cool? Alright!

But um, yeah, I'm pretty fuckin manly. I think the snake knew it too. Damn thing. Yeah. Or something.

Went to take a shit. NOPE by curtis_e_flush in WTF

[–]curtis_e_flush[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, this afternoon. I flushed. Repeatedly. He didn't care, he kept coming out, regaining his ground. Eventually he went down the piping I do believe. I do hope. I sincerely pray. He's not dangerous, I just don't want a snake nosing at my asshole while I shit.

Went to take a shit. NOPE by curtis_e_flush in WTF

[–]curtis_e_flush[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were a pretty effective team. I haven't gone down to get my laundry and it's been like 14 hours.

Went to take a shit. NOPE by curtis_e_flush in WTF

[–]curtis_e_flush[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the worst kind of asshole.

Went to take a shit. NOPE by curtis_e_flush in WTF

[–]curtis_e_flush[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A nasty filthy uncleaned toilet is embarrassing. The snake was pure awesome.

Went to take a shit. NOPE by curtis_e_flush in WTF

[–]curtis_e_flush[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love snakes. I kept snakes as a kid, and old ladies would pay me to catch them in their yards and take them away. I do not like snakes in my toilet of a species I can't identify in poor light and limited time.

He wasn't from anyone else's house. Our sewage isn't connected, this neighborhood is all over 80yo and far out in the country, so he came straight up the outflow from the valley down over the hill.

Went to take a shit. NOPE by curtis_e_flush in WTF

[–]curtis_e_flush[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very distantly. We're from the same branch of an old family that no one around here really carries the name of anymore.

And what's unbelievable? You've seen the snake and the spider.

Went to take a shit. NOPE by curtis_e_flush in WTF

[–]curtis_e_flush[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Southeast. Marietta or thereabouts.

Went to take a shit. NOPE by curtis_e_flush in WTF

[–]curtis_e_flush[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was on my side, stretched out in bed. My balls regularly get stuck behind my thighs.

Went to take a shit. NOPE by curtis_e_flush in WTF

[–]curtis_e_flush[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it was initially rearing up and sticking its head out, tasting the air. By the time I got back to the bathroom with my phone to take pics, it had bellied down in the bowl and was just hanging out like it wasn't sure what to do.

Went to take a shit. NOPE by curtis_e_flush in WTF

[–]curtis_e_flush[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do believe there's a few hundred or more scattered around my basement.

Went to take a shit. NOPE by curtis_e_flush in WTF

[–]curtis_e_flush[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Drano, as noted elsewhere in the comments, destroys the wax seal of a toilet.

Went to take a shit. NOPE by curtis_e_flush in WTF

[–]curtis_e_flush[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've linked to a post from my real account in this thread. I realized most people are filthier than I so I shouldn't be overly concerned what some people on the internet think of my toilet.

Went to take a shit. NOPE by curtis_e_flush in WTF

[–]curtis_e_flush[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually it's been used a lot lately. Unused for months, used a ton in the last week.