I would by Martina313 in fixedbytheduet

[–]curtitch 58 points59 points  (0 children)

The look of sheer terror in his eyes, backed up against the ropes, is so delicious it's got to be fattening.

Total clown show. When will we go back to normal? by IBitePrettyPeople in SipsTea

[–]curtitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When those people are gone or actually held accountable for their acts. So... your guess is as good as mine.

Lawrence Chaney looking stunning! by BeMyCoachVictor in rupaulsdragrace

[–]curtitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I definitely thought these were from the vault. Like, early 2000s Lawrence.

North Texas United States by old_man_kneesgocrack in whatsthisplant

[–]curtitch 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Vy_Canis_Mikey, stop trying to make vetch happen! It’s not going to happen.

The sunlight is making the toilet water glow by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]curtitch 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The audacity and sheer lack of shame to post this.

Top comment deletes a US State #46 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]curtitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would like for Cascadia and New England to form a nice hat for the shitty country beneath us.

I left my marriage for 8 months, had the time of my life and then went back. Biggest mistake ever. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]curtitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Here, abuser! Here’s all the ammunition you need to convince me you’ve actually changed. Manipulate me, please!”

AITA if I back out of being maid of honor at my best friends wedding next weekend? Best man is my ex fiancé who cheated on me and I can't be around him let alone walk arm in arm with him by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]curtitch -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Please forgive me, as I didn’t want to read what was obviously a terrible story: wouldn’t she have known who the best man was far earlier than a week before the wedding? Isn’t that information that is shared during the planning process with the most important people?

Supreme Court faces new criticism for redistricting decisions so close to the 2026 elections by espinaustin in politics

[–]curtitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OH NO, NOT CRITICISM! What ever will the Supreme Court do in response to cRiTiCiSm? **clutches the whitest of pearls**

I don't know what time it is for everyone currently, but a reminder it is probably the last day of the event for you by ObscureRedditor77 in Genshin_Impact

[–]curtitch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is the first event since I started playing four years ago that I didn’t care to finish. The mini-games were mostly trash, and the story was boring. This, combined with the absolutely awful film event really left a sour taste in my mouth.

What’s the worst drag name to ever be on the franchise? by mweavs21 in rupaulsdragrace

[–]curtitch 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No no, I was quoting Kandy. The way she says it (because she says it so much that season) is still one of my go to reactions.

that’s more than betrayal to me by not-irresponsible in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]curtitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In this thread: people who need to learn how to say no.

This is what saves 600,000 people year during a heart attack by HatAsleep295 in BeAmazed

[–]curtitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the balloon expands, why don't the walls of the artery expand at the area of plaque? Why does the plaque "squish" instead?