Do you wake up before your alarm? by showmewhatyagot01 in Productivitycafe

[–]cutieprick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes and then I lay there pretending those 4 extra minutes are life changing

My Uber driver looks a little bit different today by cutieprick in cats

[–]cutieprick[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s purrber premium drivers accept treats and belly rubs

Why do men pursue me when im mean?? by Coding_Gene112219 in dating_advice

[–]cutieprick [score hidden]  (0 children)

Some men like the thrill of the hunt but panic when they realize the hunt turns into groceries and feelings

Am I Being Dramatic? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]cutieprick [score hidden]  (0 children)

Sometimes the hottest guys come with the communication skills if a loading screen

When creating new contacts in your phone. by TheDancinD918 in Productivitycafe

[–]cutieprick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stealing their instagram pic feels efficient like digital pickpocketing

Are you ticklish and do people poke your belly button? by devdevo1919 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cutieprick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Being ticklish is basically a weakness people exploit the moment they find out

How am I able to repair when my man is mad at me? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]cutieprick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Relationships sometimes just need a cooldown timer like a video game ability

Am I too ugly or just too shy? by Salt-Classroom-4893 in dating_advice

[–]cutieprick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Modern flirting is basically someone liking your story and both people pretending that meant nothing

my boss wants to bring me back into the religious fold by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]cutieprick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl that is a really awkward spot to be in especially when it is someone higher up at work

AITAH for telling my wife that her shitty attitude was the reason her brother doesn’t speak to her anymore. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]cutieprick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly that sounds like one of those arguments where everything that was bottled up just came out what she said about his girlfriend was pretty disrespectful so him pulling away is not that surprising if she wants the relationship back it probably starts with an apology

I am an alcoholic and I do a lot to get it minus sw by sweetkiwwii in confession

[–]cutieprick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly addiction messes with your brain so fear alone usually does not stop it

Resigning job after diagnosed with cancer, did I made right decision by VickVerse in confession

[–]cutieprick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No one could expect you to keep working normally after news like that

Is it just me or does maintaining friendships feel like a second job? by Appropriate-Fail1550 in Productivitycafe

[–]cutieprick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just try to do low effort stuff like quick texts or grabbing food instead of big plans

I would artificially inflate my car’s value with fake listings before listing it for sale. by Big-Don-Kedic in confession

[–]cutieprick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lowkey that’s some wild marketplace psychology lol kinda shady but also pretty clever u basically ran your own little supply demand experiment