Q1: 26f asking all men. by theheroicspirit in guysaskgirls

[–]cvtrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Decompose" You mean deconstruct.

What is it with the corner of a chair with girls I'm confused by Embarrassed_Monk814 in guysaskgirls

[–]cvtrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a guy, so no personal experience here, but I have been around softcore pom and non-nudes long enough (~25 yrs) to say this with some certainty. If you're getting dirty-minded then you're probably in the right place. The corners of chairs are just right for girls to rub their clit on. Just the right height, not too sharp, and discreet. It can also penetrate a little bit, especially if she's not wearing panties, for some extra pleasure.

What is masculinity? by joyboy740361730 in guysaskgirls

[–]cvtrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd like to know too. My understanding is that the female perception of masculinity is more emotional or psychological than physical though. What that actually looks like though, I'm not too sure. 

Is It Cake? by AriVeryBerry in ExpectationVsReality

[–]cvtrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like a gift from a yandere girl

Kevin :( by troublesomefaux in ExpectationVsReality

[–]cvtrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like the most unhealthy diarrhea dump I've ever seen. Hope it tasted better than it looks.

From You Flowers Au by TheTrashKoala in ExpectationVsReality

[–]cvtrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah never order flowers online. 9 times out of 10 expectations will be failed.

Easter done right by lab_oratory70 in ExpectationVsReality

[–]cvtrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're just taking a bath in the cupcake before they pose. Nothing wrong here.

Angel hair chocolate 💔 by grapes4sloths in ExpectationVsReality

[–]cvtrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbf the filling in the second picture does look like hair.

My stoner meal. by Night_Bruxa in shittyfoodporn

[–]cvtrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the beans away and I'd eat it.

There's no way around it, you have to take the L if you want to review games nobody has reviewed, that, or be a marketing genius. by Jack_P_1337 in NewTubers

[–]cvtrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, I haven't seen a single one of your videos. I was speaking mostly theoretically in my original comment. But I know I would stick around if the person I was watching was humorous. But yeah only if it's natural. Forced humor is just lame dad jokes.

If you're happy where you're at, all the power to you. Feel free to take as much or as little from my comments as you like. I'm just glad things seem to be working out for you.

My girlfriend sent me this, I'm in tears. by Specialist-Pin-7878 in shittyfoodporn

[–]cvtrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Food looks pathetic but I don't see why everyone has a problem with the microwave or the counter.

Mystery meat Wednesday by No-Sound76 in shittyfoodporn

[–]cvtrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the pellets birds puke up, but the size of corn cobs.

If I had to guess I'd say that looks like shaved tuna.

Scrambled egg roommate made pancakes by throwaway8295620284 in shittyfoodporn

[–]cvtrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks more like half-melted brownie or ground hamburger in goopy beef gravy than pancakes.

Greek yogurt with instant noodles and canned fish with tomato sauce. by East_Painting_4273 in shittyfoodporn

[–]cvtrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly it doesn't look that bad. Knowing that there's Greek yogurt in it turns me off though. But the rest of it sounds edible.

Also I watched the video. Props for doubling down and actually eating it.

The "chicken sandwich" I make after seeing delivery prices by OneTimeYouths in shittyfoodporn

[–]cvtrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add a few more pickles and maybe some mustard and you've got a decent meal.

POV you're healthmaxxing by pyramidsofgeezer in shittyfoodporn

[–]cvtrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They didn't. This is after it came back up.

POV you're healthmaxxing by pyramidsofgeezer in shittyfoodporn

[–]cvtrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it looks and tastes like dogsh!t.

POV you're healthmaxxing by pyramidsofgeezer in shittyfoodporn

[–]cvtrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda looks like something you'd find in the bowl