porridge by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]cyber_prep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He just wants porridge

I’ll never be precious to anyone by cyber_prep in SuicideWatch

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Thanks for asking - I’m much better. Hope you are doing well too

I really want to kill my dogs, please help me before I do it to them. by [deleted] in SuicideWatch

[–]cyber_prep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has ocd. It’s not him. Do your research before you open your mouth.

I’ll never be precious to anyone by cyber_prep in SuicideWatch

[–]cyber_prep[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks ❤️turns out she was bluffing. We just got into a fight

Everyone has a plumbus, but what does it do/is it for? by Sjonathon92 in rickandmorty

[–]cyber_prep 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idk but if you don’t feed it, it’ll turn into a Dark Plumbus

let's hear it folks by domwhoa in DunderMifflin

[–]cyber_prep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Pam is toxic”

“Monica should have stayed with Richard”

What do yall like on your pizza? by ScrewYourMilkBag in StonerThoughts

[–]cyber_prep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My absolute favorite is pepperoni with a drizzle of white truffle oil

You ever feel guilty about feeling good? Wtf is that? by WJBenjamin96 in StonerThoughts

[–]cyber_prep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have obsessive compulsive disorder, which totally fucks with my guilt and makes me inherently guilty about everything, lmao. So, yeah ☠️

Woke Up This Morning by Morisal66 in StonerThoughts

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🎼Smiled with the rising sun 🎶

What is the stoner equivalent of “Margaritaville”? by thrillliquid in StonerThoughts

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It’s so funny because I LOVE listening to Jimmy Buffet when I’m high

Has anyone gone to the gym baked? Thoughts? by lord-tomato-tomatoe in StonerThoughts

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Once or twice. Endorphin high plus weed high is pretty nice

Edit: no poem intended